Abyss Guest Post: Day 1

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Welcome to Day 1 of Abyss! This is where guest writers can have their characters post to the network. These posts will be handled the same way as any other post to the network, but we'll keep them grouped together for everyone's sanity.

All guest characters arrived in Abyss with a communicator that resembles a Blackberry. These have text, video,

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[nosamurai]

[ So the last thing she remembers? Drowning. Drowning is very, very unpleasant.

So is waking up in a circus tent -- not that she recognizes what it is. With her copper collar visible, one Haruno Sakura is logging on to the network and asking a time honored question passed down through the months of experimentation; ]

Does anyone have any idea where the hell we are now?

video; 1/2 ISH!!!!! <333

[bratxprincess]

I think it's another one of those Facility 3 experiments... not really sure....

[ wait have her double take here. ]

video; 2/2

[bratxprincess]

Sakura?

[ .......... ]

video;

[nosamurai]

[ don't mind her eyebrow raising at your tone, Ishtar; ]

Last I checked, yes, that's me. Another Facility Three? But we just were in one!

[ video ]

[underachieves]

[Muttering to himself as he turns the 'berry on.]

--o fucking way...

Yosuke? Naruto? You guys here?

...Nill?

[ video ]

[nihonjika]

['No fucking way' is right.

Just. Staring for a minute.]

[ video ]

[underachieves]

[Staring for entirely different reasons, bro..!]

Holy shit. You're alive.

Re: [ video ]

[wind_wielder]

[Just joining in with the chorus.]

Holy shit.

[Text]

[returntheking]

Looks like we're in the Third Facility again. Most of you bastards already know the drill, so I'll keep it simple: Everyone, respond so we know who isn't dead or comatose.

Check out the week's observations, too: Pay cuts. We're winning, everyone. Don't do something stupid now.

[Text]

[returntheking]

Nobody else has checked in so far, but it looks like we've got some early worm bastards. Looks like some of the higher-ups got bored.

Voice

[drillbabydrill]

[After messing with the communicator a couple of times, Simon isn't sure is it working or not. Waking up in some strange place after beating the big bad isn't a very good idea to make the boy happy.

After messing around with it and assuming it's working...]

C-can anyone hear me? Yoko, Nia, anyone? D-Does anyone here know where am I?

Voice

[returntheking]

[Well that's weird. There should still be another week before new people arrive.]

Welcome to hell. Make sure you're somewhere safe, then tell us.

Voice

[drillbabydrill]

How can I be safe when I'm in a place like that?

Voice

[returntheking]

You'll find a way or you'll die. Simple stuff, really.

Video

[heartboners]

Inherently the dilemma with these keyboards is that they're not built for dinosaurs. To that I say:

What the frig, keyboard designers?! Dinosaurs are an important market for any computer developer to be working with!

[termcapricious]

Bro.

You're a fucking dinosaur.

Holy shit, fucking miracles all up in this bitch.

[heartboners]

I repeat, but this time louder to draw the attention of keyboard designers!

What! The! Frig!

[termcapricious]

Man, I fuckin' know right? Even the little keys are giving me a fuckin' problem.

You oughta like, write a letter motherfucker. Tell them the business but, you know, in a not too harsh way so they'll listen.