(015) "Houston, we have a problem."

[a_dinozzo]

Okay, so NCIS actually stands for Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Whoever came up with National Cleavage Inspection Service deserves a medal, though. That's pure genius! Even better than FBI, Female Boob Inspector. ... Oh, wait. That was I, wasn't it? I came up with that! I'm sorry if any of you felt harassed, I honestly thought I was doing

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[warped_inside]

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[a_dinozzo]

[warped_inside]

National Cleavage Inspection Service?

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[a_dinozzo]

How did you--

[a_dinozzo]

Hacking...?

[a_dinozzo]

Uhm. I was cursed, okay?

[warped_inside]

Uh huh.

Your security filters aren't too bad, but you need to work harder on actually erasing things you don't want people to read.

[a_dinozzo]

I would've enjoyed it a lot more if I hadn't been cursed. That should be proof enough.

... Seems like it. I'll have to ask Abby for help.

[warped_inside]

Good point, I suppose I believe you.

Sorry, I normally don't pull stunts like that, but I couldn't quite let a statement like that just go unremarked.

[a_dinozzo]

You should've seen me yesterday. You would've had a lot more to remark on.

[warped_inside]

It certainly sounds like it. Are you sporting any black eyes today?

[a_dinozzo]

Nope, though I had offers to change that. My natural charm saved me!

[warped_inside]

Are you sure it was natural charm and not how fast you were able to run?

[a_dinozzo]

I didn't run!

So it must've been my natural charm.