(015) "Houston, we have a problem."

Jul 16, 2008 16:08

Okay, so NCIS actually stands for Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Whoever came up with National Cleavage Inspection Service deserves a medal, though. That's pure genius! Even better than FBI, Female Boob Inspector. ... Oh, wait. That was I, wasn't it? I came up with that! I'm sorry if any of you felt harassed, I honestly thought I was doing my job. I would've enjoyed it a whole lot more if I hadn't been cursed out of my mind.

[ police filter | unhackable ]
Sorry 'bout that, really. I'm back to normal now and ready to do my actual job. Though if you want to open a Cleavage Inspection Unit, I'm all for that.

[ private | hard to hack ]
For the first time, I'm glad Gibbs isn't here. I don't think I could have survived the amount of headslaps. Just thinking about it makes my head hurt. Ouch.

( ooc; Strikes are hackable and mun is back on semi-hiatus now ♥ )

putting it all out there (honesty), not as cool as jamed bond (police), dude-- where's my boss? (gibbs), need moar headslaps (idiot)

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