Men are From Mars...but I'm Apparently from Saturn or Something...
This time, twenty years from now, I wanna be here:
AND THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN if my Friday nights continue to look like this:
and not more like this:
ughhhhhh Men. I finally find one I *kinda* want to get to know, and it turns out he has the emotional capacity of a squirrel.
It doesn't help that everyone in my life who could possibly have gay friends is always busy on Friday night. Or jerks. Plus I really am an indoor kid. Lets be honest right now.
Whatever. I don't need men! All I need is Asian babies! Lots and lots of gaybies!!!
Then at least I can have this sparkling moment:
Peace.
AND THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN if my Friday nights continue to look like this:
and not more like this:
ughhhhhh Men. I finally find one I *kinda* want to get to know, and it turns out he has the emotional capacity of a squirrel.
It doesn't help that everyone in my life who could possibly have gay friends is always busy on Friday night. Or jerks. Plus I really am an indoor kid. Lets be honest right now.
Whatever. I don't need men! All I need is Asian babies! Lots and lots of gaybies!!!
Then at least I can have this sparkling moment:
Peace.