Stolen from everyone!
1. Pick 20 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to http://www.imdb.com/, and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.[I'll do some screening and whoever gets it first wins the shiny scorethru and their name! :p]
5. No cheating! It's no fun when people cheat
1. This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven.
2. Every now and then we have to let the general public know that we can still blow shit up.
3. She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
4. Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.
5. So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'
6. So how exactly did this one manage to disarm and overpower a four-time national bodybuilding champion? Drag him half a block, throw him over six-foot wall, and then fed him to his own gun?
7. I am sick of this shit, Lawler. I am gonna sue you. I'm gonna sue you, I swear to God. Fuck you! Okay? Okay, Lawler? Fuck you! I'm sorry, Dave. I know I'm not supposed to use those words on television. I can't say those words. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But, you, you are a motherfucking, fucking asshole! Okay?
8. What is that? That's like spinning Tarzan jujitsu?
9. You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, 'cause i'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit.
10. I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it.
11. That's not a gun, that's a book!
12. I just want to tell you, I'm the one who was supposed to take care of everything. I'm the one who was supposed to make everything okay for everybody. It just didn't work out like that. And I left. I left you. You never did anything wrong. I used to try to forget about you. I used to try to pretend that you didn't exist, but I can't. You're my girl. You're my little girl. And now, I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me.
13. One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.
14. The point is boys, even though I loved having sex with some hot random trim, a day hasn't gone by where I haven't thought of Tashonda. Every time I see a bag of Hershey kisses, my balls get so wet.
15. Nah, nah. Fuck this. Both you motherfuckers are crazy. I'm going to my car...get my other gun. Shoot everybody's ass!
16. Delicate Ricky, delicate... Thats blue dye under pressure! That whore blows and we all look like those blue, bald headed dicks that beat the drums.
17. Shit! Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom's home?
18. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.
19. I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!
20. We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
2. Go to http://www.imdb.com/, and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.[I'll do some screening and whoever gets it first wins the shiny scorethru and their name! :p]
5. No cheating! It's no fun when people cheat
1. This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven.
2. Every now and then we have to let the general public know that we can still blow shit up.
3. She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
4. Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.
5. So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'
6. So how exactly did this one manage to disarm and overpower a four-time national bodybuilding champion? Drag him half a block, throw him over six-foot wall, and then fed him to his own gun?
7. I am sick of this shit, Lawler. I am gonna sue you. I'm gonna sue you, I swear to God. Fuck you! Okay? Okay, Lawler? Fuck you! I'm sorry, Dave. I know I'm not supposed to use those words on television. I can't say those words. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But, you, you are a motherfucking, fucking asshole! Okay?
8. What is that? That's like spinning Tarzan jujitsu?
9. You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so? You think I'm shit? Well, you're wrong, 'cause i'm champagne, and you're shit. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit.
10. I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it.
11. That's not a gun, that's a book!
12. I just want to tell you, I'm the one who was supposed to take care of everything. I'm the one who was supposed to make everything okay for everybody. It just didn't work out like that. And I left. I left you. You never did anything wrong. I used to try to forget about you. I used to try to pretend that you didn't exist, but I can't. You're my girl. You're my little girl. And now, I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me.
13. One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.
14. The point is boys, even though I loved having sex with some hot random trim, a day hasn't gone by where I haven't thought of Tashonda. Every time I see a bag of Hershey kisses, my balls get so wet.
15. Nah, nah. Fuck this. Both you motherfuckers are crazy. I'm going to my car...get my other gun. Shoot everybody's ass!
16. Delicate Ricky, delicate... Thats blue dye under pressure! That whore blows and we all look like those blue, bald headed dicks that beat the drums.
17. Shit! Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom's home?
18. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.
19. I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!
20. We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.