Fifteenth Crescent [text]

[pleniluniumet]

I felt it necessary to inform everyone through no small amount of coercion that I, Remus John Lupin, am a werewolf.

[15% Locked to Suki]

Are you alright?

Comments

[caligulasaqua]

wwhats a wwerewwolf

text

[pleniluniumet]

If Val would let me I would say a sort of puppy that only appears on the full moon each month, but she won't.

A werewolf is a human who's been infected with lycanthropy, which turns them into a large, vicious beast for one night on the full moon each month. The condition is transferable by bite, incurable, and very dangerous.

text

[caligulasaqua]

oh

so like
one day evvery human month
you try and kill people
thats actually kind a cool
sounds like somethin out a one a kans awwful books

text

[pleniluniumet]

It's really not cool for the people who could possibly catch it. And the transformation is quite painful.

But yes, the condition has inspired many horror stories.

text

[caligulasaqua]

wwell
i guess youd knoww since its sort a somethin you go through
i still think it sounds kind a awwesome though

her stories are more like
romance ones
godawwful ones too
but theyvve got shit like rainboww drinkers so theyvve probably got thins like your human wwerewwolvves in them too

text

[pleniluniumet]

To be honest it's better than you thinking I'm a monster. I'll take what I can get.

I would hate to see a romance story about a werewolf. It would be terribly sad, and most likely badly written.

text

[caligulasaqua]

i guess i just dont see wwhy killin and bein vvicious wwould make you a monster
thats pretty much wwhat trolls do

all a the stories shes got are badly wwritten
theyre just awwful i dont knoww howw she can stand them

text

[pleniluniumet]

In my world that is, almost word for word, the definition of a monster. One who kills and hurts others, often viciously, and without reason, rationality, or mercy, i.e. a werewolf.

Like most the romance novels here?

text

[caligulasaqua]

oh
right
wwell humans are wweaklins i guess
alternias kind of a evveryone for themselvves kind a place
youvve got to kill if you dont wwant to BE killed

i havvent gone near the ones here
i dont like those stories and im not goin anywwhere near the filth they put next to the goddamn shelvves just to get a book i dont havve any interest in readin

text

[pleniluniumet]

Humans certainly sound weaker than trolls, if that's your normal modus operandum.

Shamefully, I was so desperate for something to read at one point that I did read them.

They were abysmal.

text

[caligulasaqua]

yeah thats pretty much normal
its just you and your lusus out there on your owwn tryin to make a name for yourself till its time to go be an adult wwith evveryone else off planet

wwell
good then
i guess i knoww i wwas right to avvoid the nasty shit they put dowwn there cause the books arent wworth it

text

[pleniluniumet]

Ah. The growing up you were talking about before?

Some of the books are informative, only, you've got to wade through the... well, useless ones before that. There are a few classics on those shelves worth a read.

text

[caligulasaqua]

yeah
oh and tryin to fill all your quadrants so you dont get killed thats pretty important too

oh

wwell im still not goin near those shelvves so i guess im just skippin them

text

[pleniluniumet]

Fill your what now?

Re: text

[caligulasaqua]

quadrants
you knoww
romance

text

[pleniluniumet]

That is not at all what we call romance. Why are they called quadrants?