Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday...
Dude, life is good.
Or at least, this could so totally be worse. I have the whole network with the nurses happening, I totally have whatever I want while I'm stuck here. Plus I've got Alex making visits when she's not busy for naughty time stuff. This isn't so bad ( Read more... )
Or at least, this could so totally be worse. I have the whole network with the nurses happening, I totally have whatever I want while I'm stuck here. Plus I've got Alex making visits when she's not busy for naughty time stuff. This isn't so bad ( Read more... )
"You can have him, Jules."
"She totally can." Thank God that stuff is out of her reach. She hits any of that, I am so totally done for. I turned off my cellphone and gave her that to play with instead, figuring she'd think the buttons were cool for a little bit.
Yeah dude, you can totally push those. Just not the ones on the bed. Those are totally bad for Uncle Madsen right now.
"It seemed perfectly logical at the time."
Dude, at the time does not make it cool. Seriously. Come on. And I can tell you totally know that. In all your crazy bitchy Snowflakey ways, you totally screwed up and you know it.
The dumbest part is, I totally know Sammy will want to go back when he's not as pissed anymore. Even after this crazy shit. Which I guess is cool. They're still... I don't know. They lasted through all this other shit... I guess it's cool. I still don't like her, but I know Sammy loves her a lot. And they've got a kid together, so that's totally cement or something.
"But, yeah, I know."Good, maybe it won't be as hard for ( ... )
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...the one I need to change, probably as soon as possible, damnit. I don't think I'm going to be able to do that for a little while, no matter what happens. Even if, yeah. Even if.
I'm surprised Madsen thought to give her that to play with though. That was...something generally done by people more intelligent than he is.
There. Civility to the son of a bitch who is sleeping with my best friend.
"Cool, I guess. I mean, I totally missed a competition but..I don't know, whatever. Probably wouldn't have done all that good, right? It's cool."
"There was a competition?"
No. No no no. Stop right now. Just stop. Do not pass go. You are not going to feel guilty for taking so long about this. You don't want to do this in the first place. You're just doing it so that your currently ex boyfriend doesn't hate ( ... )
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"I guess." I shrugged, watching Julia play with the phone. "It's cool." I want it to be, at least. Because I still totally did the right thing, and I wouldn't be cool with myself if I'd backed down on that one. So it was worth it.
"There will be other competitions."
"Definitely." Is she trying to help, or make me feel worse? Dude, if she's trying to help, she needs to totally quit while she's ahead because she's no good at this.
"You miss one, you take first in another, that's how life is supposed to work."
Okay, I think she's trying to help. And she totally looks freaked over it. "Yeah, but there was going to be this scout dude. I mean it's cool, I'm going to talk to Matty about getting him back or something, but... yeah." Dude, I need to stop talking about it. She needs to stop talking about it.
Her trying to be cool to me is weird.
"Be good, Julia.""It's cool, no harm no fowl." And even still, this cellphone's totally been ( ... )
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That isn't fair.
I know life sucks for me. Everything that I said and did put me in this position. I brought it all on myself. Things were good, and I ruined them. Completely and utterly just...I made it all bad. I screwed up, did the self destruction thing, fucked myself over big time.
No matter how you say it, I do not deserve sympathy grattitude from Michael Madsen of all people ( ... )
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And she's laughing. I'm surprised The Snowflake isn't, but still, Julia's laughing. And I know she totally doesn't understand what she did, but it is so the prinicple of the thing dude! Seriously.
"Thanks." I muttered once The Snowflake had fixed the bed, and winced a little as I tried to make sure my leg was still normal. Totally kills, not cool at all.
"This sounds gross."
"It does?" I looked over, and shrugged. "Well I sort of, y'know, kept fighting after the break, so..." I totally broke his arm too though dude. I rule. I'm not the only one suffering. "But I totally got him back."
Okay, dude, not everyone can have super slayer things, okay? We're allowed to be proud of when we do win because of that. So you totally need to stop looking at me like that. I know you could do it with no problem.
"So... yeah."
Dude, just do it already. Jeez.
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I guess that's a point in my favor. I know the difference between a slayer and a barbarian. Apparently the barbarian just fights for the hell of it. I slay because I have to. The barbarians end up with broken bones. I'd just end up dead.
Funny how that works.
I shook my head, flipping through the last few pages of medical shit to find out exactly what I was dealing with. I hate reading about injuries. I also hate seeing a lot of them, which probably plays a part in my hospital hatred. And I guess this could be considered nosy; I don't really need to see exactly what Madsen did to fix it, but why not? It's not like he knows anything about what I can do with this. I just want to see how much he screwed himself over this time. Maybe it'll make me feel a little better.
"So... yeah.""Okay. You're going to have to hold Julia again." I handed her back to him, figuring he'd know to keep her away from the buttons this time. Geez. Any idiot ( ... )
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"Cool." I nodded, taking her and putting her in my lap again. Don't even think about it dude, you are so totally not getting to those buttons a second time. I'm not going to leave you to your own devices twice. I totally have learned my lesson.
... Dude. She has a knife.
Is she that pissed?
"Dude."
Oh... Wait. It's for the cast? That make sense.
Oh come on dude, can you stop looking at me like that. With you being all pissy, can you put it past me? You totally can't. You're just psycho enough to pull some sort of shit. Especially since you dumped Sammy. You could be totally detached from reality or some shit like that.
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I shook my head and put the clipboard back at the foot of the bed. The doctors are going to get a real kick out of this one. I wonder how they're going to explain it. Incorrectly diagnosed the patient, something on the x-ray, mixed up some medical charts...if I wasn't terrified of this place, I think I'd stick around to hear what they had to say. I'm curious to know what a doctor would do in this situation. Madsen has a serious break. The fact that it could heal so fast while he's in their care will pretty much baffle them.
I like this power. I can't stand the asshole I'm using it on, but I like it on it's own. It's a lot more useful than being a slayer. I mean, it would be. If I could actually get the courage to come here more often, I could help people.
No wonder Sam and I are where we are now, I'm selfish.
I cut down the center of the cast, then separated it.
Again, ew.
Alright, healing thing. I'm going to get to work on that.
"Just so you know, you don't deserve this."
And now, I have to concentrate.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever dude, just do it already. I already said I appreciate it. I want to get off this bed already, I'm totally bored. Not that I don't mind hanging out with Julia, I'm just way into walking. It's a cool thing.
I wonder if it hurts when she does it. Or if she can make it hurt. That'd be totally weird. And I wouldn't put it past her to make it hurt somehow. That'd be Snowflake Typical.
I played with Julia while I waited for the Snowflake to start working her magic... or whatever it is. I don't know dude, what does that shit count as?
Whatever. I'm totally going to be all healed up when she's done, that's all that matters.
I'll have to find a way of telling Alex about it that the Snowflake won't find out about.
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Okay yeah, it was.
But this is still disgusting. I hate having to help him. He ruined my friendship with Alex. And back in the day, he really hurt Daphne too. Not that Madsen would ever give a damn about them. Considering how much I did, this is a pretty big punishment for me. This is huge. I'll never do anything like this ever again if I can help it.
I sighed, feeling the warmth of energy in my fingertips, and knew it was working. Too bad. It would have been more interesting if it just decided not to work for him. I couldn't have been blamed for keeping him hurt because I still would have at least tried, and he'd still have to pay for his own stupidity. I like it when he has to do that ( ... )
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Dude, and that didn't even hurt. That's totally cool, why doesn't she do that shit more often? Seriously, it'd be pretty awesome if she did. I totally know that's what I'd do if... Oh. Wait. Right. Hospitals totally give her a freak out.
That sort of makes sense. Even though, I'd totally want to do something with that. It sucks being the normal dude sometimes, seriously.
But still, at least I've got this. So I can totally skate again, and find a way to get around the Snowflake so I can still do naughty time stuff with Alex.
"Thanks." I said with a nod, getting my leg out of the cast and then trying to stand up. A little off, but I think that's all because of the recent healage, and plus, it's been in a cast.
So really, it's still cool either way. Which is awesome"I'll get a doctor dude and get checked out, you're cool to leave." She totally wants to get out of here, you can so tell. I'm cool with that. I want to get out of here too ( ... )
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... Dude, what is she doing back here? You'd think she'd be as far as she could get by now.
"Madsen, I need you to watch Julia for a few hours--and don't try to get out of it, you owe me and David and I have something we need to take care of."
Who's David? The dude in the doorway? ... What's the dude doing in the doorway? Is this the new dude already? Okay, if she's over Sammy that fast...
Wait. No, I think it's a business sort of thing. The dude doesn't look like he's attached to her in that way. So it's cool. I think.
But I was going to go do stuff. This isn't fair, come on. She totally planned this somehow. I wouldn't put it past her for a second.
I still can't say no. That's totally not fair. Julia's a cool kid and all, but I need to be out of here and doing what I planned on.
It is so typical Snowflake for her to go and ( ... )
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He's not fighting me on it. Why is he not fighting me on it? Am I supposed to be that pathetic now? Even Madsen feels sorry for me? Oh no. No way in hell. I am not that far gone. I don't care how bad the situation is with me and Sam, there's no way Madsen could pity me. And even if there is, I don't want to think about it. I'm supposed to be getting in slayer mode now. My head is supposed to be there, not here, and not with Sam...like it probably is, damnit.
"Can you get the car seat in my car before you go, or what?""I'll do you one better." I handed Julia to David, knowing he could take her without scaring her, and opened my purse, looking through it for my car keys. When I found them I tossed the set over to Madsen, and took Julia back. If he thought I was pathetic before, seeing me trying to prolong this with my daughter is only going to make it worse, but I don't think I care very much about that right now ( ... )
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Yeah, yeah, whatever dude. It's not like I don't know how to watch a kid. And she's sort of my niece through Sammy, at least a little, so she's totally family without being blood, as far as I'm concerned. It's cool, I can handle it.
Plus it's not like she can ask Sammy to do it, considering the really big screw up on her part when she had her little freak out over the chick.
"We should be back in a few hours, if it goes well."
"Sure," I nodded, pocketing her keys. She keeps looking like she expects me to start something. Totally not worth it. She did me the favor, I figure this is paying her back, at least a little. I can't stand this chick, but at least I'm doing that much.
Which totally makes me the cool person here. Awesome.
"You're going to be good for Uncle Madsen, okay sweetheart?"Hey, we get along. It's cool. ( ... )
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