GWYN!!!!!

[_willferrell]

*dries head off with towel, runs to bench, turns down practice music - Fat Boy Slim - Smells Like Teen Spirit Remix*

OMG. OMG! It's totally Gwyn's birthday. Gwyn? Because you rock hard core, and because you signed the celibacy contract at the principal's office - seriously: you are AWESOME! Your flower is soooo precious - I have created:

THE

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[tropnevad]

. . .

I think you were upstaged.

[_willferrell]

You Mulder was awesome. Too bad about that groin injury, though.

did you see me holding Paula in that "special way?" Yeah, you did.

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hunh?

*as casually as possible* Are you still friends with him?

[_willferrell]

*stretches arms out, twists and cracks back*

Yeah.

...why?

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*coughs*

no reason.

[_willferrell]

...

WHY, JACK?

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*scoffs* Well he's not like Mulder at all.

Is he?

[_willferrell]

*is becoming confused* Jack, he IS Mulder.

Isn't he?

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YES, YES, He is Mulder!

[_willferrell]

Am I... am I missing something? like a secret handshake or wink or something? I told you... I was working on SNL when it aired - I didn't watch ANY TV.

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See? You didn't even watch the show.

[talentedmsgwyn]

What show?

Jack, what is he talking about?

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He doesn't even know about the X-Files, Scully.

[_willferrell]

Jack.

I... *sigh* YEAH. *points up, makes you re-read* I kinda said that. There was a hot chick with red hair, aliens, FBI stuff, um... He was the believer, she was the skeptic?

Wait. Why aren't YOU Scully?

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Because I have not the bra size?

[_willferrell]

...

you wanted to put me in stockings and a skirt.