Amazing conversations at 5 AM on a Monday morning when you haven't slept
Yeah, so this morning I had an 8 AM final exam. I don't get it, my class met at 11 on Mondays all year long, yet the final, and most important meeting of class is held so early in the morning. I am not able to wake up at 7 AM...
It just doesn't work. So, being the genius that I am, decided to stay awake all night, go to class, THEN sleep afterwards, assured that I did not sleep through it. Here is a conversation that I had with sXe Vegan Steve (The artist formerly known as Angry Punk Rock Steve). It really had me laughing aloud in my room.
Steve: I cant sleep and I have nothing to do with myself.
Steve: and the computer lab smells bad!
Me: So you go to Donnelly?
Steve: Well this is the only place that I can access internet porn.
Steve: So I just hang in the back and wack it
Steve: and then I search around for someone who left their screen name and password saved on AIM and annoy all their friends by asking them to cyber with me
Me: Hehe
Steve: after that I go home and take a shower
Me: Nice
Me: Y'know, except the public whacking part.
Steve: Well its not that public.
Me: Eh...
Steve: It's not like I'm on top of the desk with my dong in my hand shouting things like "weiners weiners weiners you put em in your mouth!"
It just doesn't work. So, being the genius that I am, decided to stay awake all night, go to class, THEN sleep afterwards, assured that I did not sleep through it. Here is a conversation that I had with sXe Vegan Steve (The artist formerly known as Angry Punk Rock Steve). It really had me laughing aloud in my room.
Steve: I cant sleep and I have nothing to do with myself.
Steve: and the computer lab smells bad!
Me: So you go to Donnelly?
Steve: Well this is the only place that I can access internet porn.
Steve: So I just hang in the back and wack it
Steve: and then I search around for someone who left their screen name and password saved on AIM and annoy all their friends by asking them to cyber with me
Me: Hehe
Steve: after that I go home and take a shower
Me: Nice
Me: Y'know, except the public whacking part.
Steve: Well its not that public.
Me: Eh...
Steve: It's not like I'm on top of the desk with my dong in my hand shouting things like "weiners weiners weiners you put em in your mouth!"