Oct 07, 2006 16:51
so, i was walking around a mall i have never been in before with ryan, and he excuses himself to go into a store. i keep walking, and suddenly i find myself before a kiosk where this book, "Ruebens On Rye" is being sold (i can't read in my dreams, but that is what it said, apparently) and paul ruebens is standing before it trying to sell his memoir. we introduce ourselves (he keeps shifting clothes, like from being just paul to being pee-wee) and he wants to sell me his hardcover book for fourty dollars. i check my pocket, i only have about fifteen, and i tell him, my bag is heavy enough already, i would rather have a paperback. he tells someone else to watch his kiosk, and then he goes into the bookstore with me. we head to where his book is. we pass by the last harry potter book that will be written (i should have opened it and read the end and told you what happened, but why would i do that? i haven't read any of the harry potters in the first place) and we find his paperback book. but it is in a wine bottle. i ask him how i'm supposed to read it. he tells me to drink his life. i think i said soemthing about internal papercuts. paul turns into ryan and we head to the journal section so he can buy a blank journal. i get one too.
and then i woke up.
*edit* i was going to go to club crawl, but then i found out i could have gone for free by volunteering to hang out at the KAMP booth in lieu of paying $10. so screw that. i'm going to a costume party in north university. i went to an 80s one downtown with bobby, karla, and vi last night, which was kinda fun (a little pricy though). so that is my running crew tonight.