*makes loud sucking noise*

[_unhurt_]

to illustrate my relationship with the internets today. have not had a moment to look at f-list properly since tuesday. this may change tomorrow. after work. i hope. don't all go away or anything. i worry you will move the internets and i won't be able to find it. eep!

Comments

[c_regalis]

A new knee? Still? Eep?

Your brother has some good points. ♥ You totally should go to Orkneys with him. Also, I am weirdly fascinated by seeing the word "Kallum". Hm.

I miss LJ? It's right here, I know that. I just can't... concentrate on it right now? Watching weird stuff on YouTube instead. Unhealthy interest in the press coverage of the VT massacre thing. Also, Wikipedia junkie.

Alsoalso, GET SOME SLEEP.

PS: Business trip coming up. Starting Monday. For, um. two to four weeks?

[hieronymousmosh]

two to four weeks!? you're actually a spy aren't you? undercover mission! c's going on an undercover mission!

[c_regalis]

What? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

*looks alarmed left and right*

[hieronymousmosh]

Oh my gosh, you guys - I bet she was in Boston to steal all their boxed wine secrets! Luckily, at least she'll never be able to tell anyone how to navigate the Boston airport. Good job, me!

[hieronymousmosh]

Hrugh! And bounding! &hearts it was nice of tardington to suggest that Hrugh is of the still-able-to-bound size, I suppose?

[_unhurt_]

i hate you again! just fyi!

[hieronymousmosh]

OMFG. OMFG.
Tenacious D point proven. Let us NEVER speak of this again o_O

[_unhurt_]

my. eyes.

i was FINE until just after kage's waters broke. /u\

[mickeymvt]

Meanwhile Kallum Leobenson looked in disdain at his skald. "Hrugh, get away from the roast pig. Again!" he shouted.

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Pall Lesleyson snickered. "I want to go... pillaging," Kallum added meaningfully. Hrugh bounded off the dirty straw , while Pall frowned and began polishing his helmet with more vigour than it strictly needed

*dies laughing*

Why, oh why do I now want to READ THIS STORY? *is scared of OWN brain*

[_unhurt_]

oh no. do not encourage! really. bad things happen!

[tardington]

And why not? Maybe it's set in a world where the roman empire never collapsed!

[_unhurt_]

omg, do not bring starsky and hutch into this too!

[joandarck]

Oo! seaweed-eating sheep? Neat!

Hrugh bounded off the dirty straw , while Pall frowned and began polishing his helmet with more vigour than it strictly needed.

Uh, that doesn't even sound like a parody, really.

[_unhurt_]

they are! (article mainly linked for the slightly bizarre english. and the fact that

The sheep in this area form groups or "clowgangs" inhabiting a section of the 13 mile shoreline which is divided geologically by geos, rocky promontories or the conjunction of wall with cliff areas. The groups are loyal to their section of beach and the small band will "doose" or butt-off other sheep encroaching on their territory.

territorial sheep? cool!)

Uh, that doesn't even sound like a parody, really.

that is unkind!

[joandarck]

oh, oh, oh! Different mini-geographies? That means they have different cultures! Different sheep mini-cultures!

[tardington]

Jamie Oliver was up the week before us to see about sourcing seaweed-sheep-meat ni his restaurant - apparently it has a distinctive taste that is nice!

[hieronymousmosh]

I suspect you of not exactly wanting to do brotherly things with el tard.

Hi Hel! I've missed you &hearts

[_unhurt_]

you are full of something. i think he has The Fear!

*joins in the clinging*