*makes loud sucking noise*

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to illustrate my relationship with the internets today. have not had a moment to look at f-list properly since tuesday. this may change tomorrow. after work. i hope. don't all go away or anything. i worry you will move the internets and i won't be able to find it. eep!

Comments

[joandarck]

Oo! seaweed-eating sheep? Neat!

Hrugh bounded off the dirty straw , while Pall frowned and began polishing his helmet with more vigour than it strictly needed.

Uh, that doesn't even sound like a parody, really.

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they are! (article mainly linked for the slightly bizarre english. and the fact that

The sheep in this area form groups or "clowgangs" inhabiting a section of the 13 mile shoreline which is divided geologically by geos, rocky promontories or the conjunction of wall with cliff areas. The groups are loyal to their section of beach and the small band will "doose" or butt-off other sheep encroaching on their territory.

territorial sheep? cool!)

Uh, that doesn't even sound like a parody, really.

that is unkind!

[joandarck]

oh, oh, oh! Different mini-geographies? That means they have different cultures! Different sheep mini-cultures!

[tardington]

Jamie Oliver was up the week before us to see about sourcing seaweed-sheep-meat ni his restaurant - apparently it has a distinctive taste that is nice!

[tardington]

IN his restaurant btw - that was not a random 'kinghts who say ni!' style ni...

[joandarck]

Jamie Oliver is the dread scourge destroying their civilization? !!! How horrifying and yet cheapening at the same time!