Welcome to Laurie's Bad Poetry Corner!
Muffler Job
No, you may not pump
Gas while your motor is running.
Kill it. Kill it good and I will
Let you feed the engine.
Ah, the irony of metaphor.
One might ask, "If it's dead...
"HOW DOES IT EAT?"
Your car is a zombie and
Gas is refined, rotted dinosaur brains.
Enjoy.