the teev has developed an obsession with the colour red and likes to share this with us when we turn it on, and continue to extoll its rosy chromatic virtues for the next 15mins or so.
I politely humoured it for a week or so, hoping that this was just an adolescent phase it was going through that it might grow out of. Yesterday, however I realised that potentially the next step would be a gothy phase where all we get is black, so I called the repair people to dig around in its electronic brain parts.
I got an unsolicited job offer yesterday by another consulting company which didn't really interest me. It wasn't a personalised offer, just a blanket spammed out flavour of email via linkedin. I mentioned it to one of the general mangers and he told me this company was our "bitter enemy". Sounds juicy but he did not offer up any more details. It sort of appeals to me that we have a corporate nemesis.
My coffee maker makes very strong coffee, which in turn can easily have the effect of dosing me to the eyeballs with neuron paralysing levels of caffiene.
This is the result of this afternoons unexpected trip into Wiredland, I give you:
'when space dudes go bad."