in which miss tindomiel attempts to fix something

Jul 23, 2002 14:33

*dons pointy hat and leans over the bubbling cauldron and smiles at the bubbling contents within ( Read more... )

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ex_frodooft July 23 2002, 15:13:04 UTC
*clings to mun*

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ex_maledict July 23 2002, 15:14:19 UTC
*clips a leash on Frodo*

*patpat*

Ummmm.

Thanks, um, Miss Tindomiel. I mean.. especially after our personal differences and everything..

Umm the flowers.. they look er.. interesting.

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_tindomiel July 23 2002, 15:16:29 UTC
No hard feelings, lady. I completely understand that it wasn't just me - lots of other people were released into the wild and given to muns revelling in dementia.

Eat them! They taste like truffles.

:)

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faramir July 23 2002, 15:17:27 UTC
I'll eat them!

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uh ex_maledict July 23 2002, 15:18:40 UTC
You be quiet!

I don't know. I think there are enough demented muns producing demented puppets.

*peers into cauldron*

Is like, Audrey dead now?

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_tindomiel July 23 2002, 15:21:22 UTC
The more the merrier, I say.

Sort of. Me and Elladan just took out the better parts of her brain. Although it may be a bad thing that we left her reading YM magazine and exclaiming how omg she wants to be liek gwen stefanie cos omg shes liek soooooo soo cool.

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with all due respect... ex_maledict July 23 2002, 15:25:44 UTC
But, although mine are all pansies who lack dignity and get pushed around, they're used to it now. If I eat the flowers they'll be starving themelves and being all Kafka-esque and self-injuring and bashing their heads into walls and finding deep and dark pain in their relatively good lives... and um, I know Faramir already did that, but that was out of infatuation really and doesn't count.

Or else they'll just copy the same sentence about twenty times and post it or engage in plots of world domination.

Do you really want a pretendy Froey Manic wandering around?

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_tindomiel July 23 2002, 15:30:28 UTC
*looks at flowers and shrugs*

Or they could have just made your puppets pee blue for sixteen hours.

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Mean mean muns! frodo_junior July 23 2002, 15:33:05 UTC
Hey! Leave me out of this! There isn't anything to eat in Mandos BUT sugar, you know. *sulks -- energetically*

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Re: Mean mean muns! samwise_jr July 23 2002, 15:34:41 UTC
You don't HAVE to eat anything here, you know. It's just, like, force of habit. You're DEAD.

oink oink

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Re: Mean mean muns! frodo_junior July 23 2002, 15:36:27 UTC
Oh yeah?!? Well, so are you! And when you're dead, you ROT. And get all GROSS. And STUFF.

I bet your eyes go all brown and gooshy first!

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Re: Mean mean muns! samwise_jr July 23 2002, 15:37:56 UTC
NO EYE JOKES! NO EYE JOKES! I'LL TELL!!!

When we get back to life and all, I mean.

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Re: Mean mean muns! frodo_junior July 23 2002, 15:39:25 UTC
Oh yeah? That means filling out the forms. And you never do it right. Remember last time? *I* had to fill them all out FOR you.

Which means you'd start being nice to me. NOW!

Give me another lollipop.

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awwww. ex_maledict July 23 2002, 15:38:09 UTC
Good god I love you both.

*cuddles The Abortions to a second death*

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Re: awwww. frodo_junior July 23 2002, 15:40:37 UTC
you frighten us AW WE LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

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_tindomiel July 23 2002, 15:19:00 UTC
*sticks arm out where the flowers had sprouted*

Eat!

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