If my advisor was an NFL franchise, she would be the Baltimore Colts
So kids, I just watched Laguna Beach and besides having it make me INCREDIBLY horny, it made me feel very high school and I decided to jump on the old lj.
So school has started and everything is swell and I can't turn the light on in my room because the whole dorm might blow up and...I mean FUCK THAT SHIT I'm going to talk about the concerts I went to this summer. Why? Because Jason Rusman quit the Limbeck blog and who is going to talk about music?
April 19th - Dunkin Donuts Arena Providence, Rhode Island: Taking Back Sunday, Jimmy Eat World, and The Format
So the only reason I got to go to this concert was because a girl that lived in my dorm totally fucked up my moshi pillow (see previous entry)and she gave me her tickets. But it was completly unrelated. Needless to say it was a pretty good show. I mean I'm a big fan of all three bands so like whatever?! I also hooked up with a 13 year old girl with braces. I mean why shave your balls when you can get a little lady to do it for you with dental wear? Moving on.
May 14th - The Avalon Boston, Massachusetts: Ben Folds
My second time seeing this man but my first with a full band. I stood about 10 feet from the stage and the music was great. Something was missing though. That something was Matt Sweeney because his belly exploded.
May 29th - The Fleetcenter Boston, Massachusetts: U2
I went to this concert with my family and sat in the very last row. Enough said. It was decent though.
May 31st - Kate's Cafe Phillipsburg, New Jersey: Clock Hands Strangle
This may have been the highlight of my summer because CHS is the single greatest band i've ever seen and like I'm not even kidding. Me and Gibbons even got a song dedicated for us. BOO-YEAH!
June 6th - Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel Providence, Rhode Island: The Killers
Now usually people try to avoid Providence at all times and look at me, I go there twice in one summer. The show there was pretty sweet though. Despite the fact that the venue sucked and Piligian was being a sketchball and getting mad because they didn't go on until 10 o'clock and he had work in the morning. He also got suckered into tipping a waitress for getting him a bottled water. chump is spelled A-N-D-R-E-W.
June 29th - The Tweeter Center Manfield, MAssachusetts: Oasis and Jet
So the only reason I went to this concert was because Gibbons' dad got FREE VIP tickets from a guy at work so we got the hookup. After the body massage and the complimentry sex, we got to watch the show from about 6 rows away. From there we got to see Liam Gallagher be a fucking lunatic. The band of the 90's was back!
August 22nd - Fenway Park Boston, Massachusetts: The Rolling Stones with special guest The Balc Eyed Peas.
So I don't care what anyone says, The Black Eyed Peas are no talent pieces of shit. The whole concert pretty much consisted of drunk old people masturbating to Mick Jagger. They played new songs which NO ONE wants. Plus we saw a long lost relative. I'm sorry but it was the worst concert of the summer.
So there you have it, Ryan G's best imitation of a Jason Rusman blog. Wait no it isn't, I didn't talk about myself nearly enough in it.
this is ryan g.
So school has started and everything is swell and I can't turn the light on in my room because the whole dorm might blow up and...I mean FUCK THAT SHIT I'm going to talk about the concerts I went to this summer. Why? Because Jason Rusman quit the Limbeck blog and who is going to talk about music?
April 19th - Dunkin Donuts Arena Providence, Rhode Island: Taking Back Sunday, Jimmy Eat World, and The Format
So the only reason I got to go to this concert was because a girl that lived in my dorm totally fucked up my moshi pillow (see previous entry)and she gave me her tickets. But it was completly unrelated. Needless to say it was a pretty good show. I mean I'm a big fan of all three bands so like whatever?! I also hooked up with a 13 year old girl with braces. I mean why shave your balls when you can get a little lady to do it for you with dental wear? Moving on.
May 14th - The Avalon Boston, Massachusetts: Ben Folds
My second time seeing this man but my first with a full band. I stood about 10 feet from the stage and the music was great. Something was missing though. That something was Matt Sweeney because his belly exploded.
May 29th - The Fleetcenter Boston, Massachusetts: U2
I went to this concert with my family and sat in the very last row. Enough said. It was decent though.
May 31st - Kate's Cafe Phillipsburg, New Jersey: Clock Hands Strangle
This may have been the highlight of my summer because CHS is the single greatest band i've ever seen and like I'm not even kidding. Me and Gibbons even got a song dedicated for us. BOO-YEAH!
June 6th - Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel Providence, Rhode Island: The Killers
Now usually people try to avoid Providence at all times and look at me, I go there twice in one summer. The show there was pretty sweet though. Despite the fact that the venue sucked and Piligian was being a sketchball and getting mad because they didn't go on until 10 o'clock and he had work in the morning. He also got suckered into tipping a waitress for getting him a bottled water. chump is spelled A-N-D-R-E-W.
June 29th - The Tweeter Center Manfield, MAssachusetts: Oasis and Jet
So the only reason I went to this concert was because Gibbons' dad got FREE VIP tickets from a guy at work so we got the hookup. After the body massage and the complimentry sex, we got to watch the show from about 6 rows away. From there we got to see Liam Gallagher be a fucking lunatic. The band of the 90's was back!
August 22nd - Fenway Park Boston, Massachusetts: The Rolling Stones with special guest The Balc Eyed Peas.
So I don't care what anyone says, The Black Eyed Peas are no talent pieces of shit. The whole concert pretty much consisted of drunk old people masturbating to Mick Jagger. They played new songs which NO ONE wants. Plus we saw a long lost relative. I'm sorry but it was the worst concert of the summer.
So there you have it, Ryan G's best imitation of a Jason Rusman blog. Wait no it isn't, I didn't talk about myself nearly enough in it.
this is ryan g.