I haven't seen Steve Sheridan in like 6 months
So like any normal person, I like to watch TBS. It has all the good shows that are in syndication right now. I mean they have such great shows as "Seinfeld", "Ed", and of course, the untouchable "Dawson's Creek". Well there is one thing in these shows that I can't stand. It's one commercial that I have only seen on TBS and it's for Comcast Digital cable. It shows like a newspaper ad for a pizza with this annoying ass violin music in the background then it shows an undercooked pizza being taken off of a tray with this like awful mambo music going on. I mean this pizza really looks doughy. And lets face it, who likes doughy pizza? Then it has soccer, ice cream, and then a jeep driving through like a mountain top. The lady in the jeep like stands up and is dancing and all I can really think of at this point is how much i would like to either:
A) See the lady get close lined by a branch or low telephone wire.
or...
B) See the jeep slide off the edge of the cliff. Either would work for me.
This commercial wouldn't be so bad if either they cooked the pizza, got better looking people in it, or got rid of the violin symphony warm-up act. But it's really the fact that this commercial is on during EVERY FREAKING COMMERCIAL BREAK. I mean it's gotten so bad that I have to keep MTV Hits on quick view so once the commercial comes on, I can switch right away and see the latest jam from Fat Joe. I mean the only thing weaker than this commercial are the hind legs of my grandmother's 200 pound golden retriever. The point is, this commercial sucks.
In other news, Some people may think that I am "avoiding" them or "want to see their demise", and they are right. So tough shit.
this is ryan g.
A) See the lady get close lined by a branch or low telephone wire.
or...
B) See the jeep slide off the edge of the cliff. Either would work for me.
This commercial wouldn't be so bad if either they cooked the pizza, got better looking people in it, or got rid of the violin symphony warm-up act. But it's really the fact that this commercial is on during EVERY FREAKING COMMERCIAL BREAK. I mean it's gotten so bad that I have to keep MTV Hits on quick view so once the commercial comes on, I can switch right away and see the latest jam from Fat Joe. I mean the only thing weaker than this commercial are the hind legs of my grandmother's 200 pound golden retriever. The point is, this commercial sucks.
In other news, Some people may think that I am "avoiding" them or "want to see their demise", and they are right. So tough shit.
this is ryan g.