My tweets

Dec 18, 2013 12:01

  • Tue, 16:15: Decent human beings keep notes from every class AND rate their professors.
  • Tue, 16:20: I've given my addy to so many folks on the internet this month. If any of you are planning to stalk/murder me, better act fast. Happy Xmas.
  • Tue, 16:55: Dr to me: It would be great if you could stop being sick now because I just don't know what's going on with you. (At least she's pretty)
  • Tue, 16:59: I got outta bed, dressed, went to doc and pharmacy, came home, crawled into bed and promptly puked and died a little. I give up.
  • Tue, 17:15: RT @ browncoat_spark: But seriously, does anyone think there's some sort of a connection between Glory and Ben? I'm having some suspicions.
  • Tue, 17:18: How I managed to watch 3 seasons of ER during finals week. The world may never know.
  • Tue, 17:19: Will it ever be not funny? We just don't know. RT @ browncoat_spark: Ben is Glory?
  • Tue, 17:22: RT @ Irrylath76: @ browncoat_spark @ theefefe Are you all very stoned?
  • Tue, 17:27: Sometimes I stare at pictures of Jennifer Lawrence like for a really long time. I hope I don't do that when we hang out.
  • Tue, 18:35: Don't mind me, just sobbing over here in this Buzzfeed hole. 100 Reasons To Be Proud In 2013 http://t.co/e3kGq8xmEw via @ theferocity
  • Tue, 19:42: The thing I don't understand about movies with a Santa Claus is why the parents don't freak out about random toys under the tree.
  • Tue, 19:44: I'm no Scrooge but happy and uplifting in a Christmas movie is not my jam. That's why I like George Bailey and Kevin McCallister.
  • Tue, 19:46: Anyway, watching Elf for the first time because some people think I could do with some holiday cheer. Bah humbug. Maybe I'm a little Scoogey
  • Tue, 19:50: RT @ HuffPostTV: 'Buffy' and 'Veronica Mars' return to TV! http://t.co/kd2tDya2Ta
  • Tue, 20:56: Elf. Check. It wasn't horrible. Zooey's hair was pretty bad though. Home Alone next?
  • Tue, 20:57: RT @ thejoshl: I volunteer as tribute http://t.co/I9VgKJMaAE
  • Tue, 21:02: I'm allowed to tweet/snap/text again. Whew. If asked "is it so hard to put down the phone and enjoy each other's company", the answer is yes
  • Tue, 21:04: You're what the French call "les incompetent".
  • Tue, 21:09: Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi!
  • Tue, 21:11: I don't wanna sleep with Fuller, you know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me.
  • Tue, 21:13: You have no idea how many times I wished I'd made my family disappear like Kevin did. But I never got that Christmas miracle.
  • Tue, 21:14: Granted now that my family is halfway across the country and I can't go home this year, I wish more than anything I could make them appear.
  • Tue, 21:15: Have a great trip, bring me back something French.
  • Tue, 21:20: Macaulay Culkin is in a sorta Velvet Underground tribute band that plays songs about pizza and he plays the kazoo. So, great job Culkins.
  • Tue, 21:22: @ annaKpuerta She's already freaking perfect.
  • Tue, 21:22: Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!
  • Tue, 21:24: I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.
  • Tue, 21:30: RT @ cumberbatchweb: As expected the idiots are now posting the spoilers on here. Avoid tags & stick with people you know won't spoil you.
  • Tue, 21:36: Home Alone. Infinitely quotable. Dig?
  • Tue, 21:46: Keep the change yah filthy animal
  • Tue, 22:05: Elf girl in Home Alone, I was young and had the feelings. Definitely born this way. (She's still cute. I had good taste.)
  • Tue, 22:19: @ KimmieLanese

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