death metal!
another wonderful dinner conversation,
brought to you by my father.
dad: this family is a monarchy.
me: if it's a monarchy, then there isn't equal power.
dad: fine, then it's a dictatorship. i'm fucking hitler.
me: but you're a jew?
dad: scott hitlerberg. sounds right.
mel, don't say hitler was a jew.
that's besides the point.
i'm still not packing.
brought to you by my father.
dad: this family is a monarchy.
me: if it's a monarchy, then there isn't equal power.
dad: fine, then it's a dictatorship. i'm fucking hitler.
me: but you're a jew?
dad: scott hitlerberg. sounds right.
mel, don't say hitler was a jew.
that's besides the point.
i'm still not packing.