judaism at it's finest. worst. whatever.
my family's conversation on my brother's bat mitzvah.
mom: matt, say the prayer you learned!
matt: i don't want to. it's stupid.
mom: come on! dad wants to hear it.
matt: leave me alone, plz.
dad: i'm paying for this shit now say the fucking prayer.
all the more reason for me to be happy i quit.
anyway. i'm going to tampa and orlando with my aunt and uncle next week. buckets of fun, hey i'm mister bucket.
i refuse to pack.
mom: matt, say the prayer you learned!
matt: i don't want to. it's stupid.
mom: come on! dad wants to hear it.
matt: leave me alone, plz.
dad: i'm paying for this shit now say the fucking prayer.
all the more reason for me to be happy i quit.
anyway. i'm going to tampa and orlando with my aunt and uncle next week. buckets of fun, hey i'm mister bucket.
i refuse to pack.