Topic 394 - Talk about your favorite vacation.
Talk about your favorite vacation. (Either a specific trip or your favorite destination.)
As the First Evil. I do not usually go to a specific destination or teleport to a certain place for purposes of a vacation. I go places for bad reasons. I go to places to cause trouble. I go where I'm not wanted. And given that my very presence kills any nearby plant life. Lets just say I'm evil. I'm heartless. I'm bad. I'm really, really bad. Really.
Not to mention I'm non-corporeal. Ergo I'm not able to lay on some tropic beach feeling the wind blow over my hot body. And do not have the pleasure to drink some tasty beverage at said tropical beach anytime soon. So I really don't like to discuss such things as a favorite vacation or a favorite trip. I don't do trips. And I damn sure don't care about having any enjoyable or happy experiences. Such memories belong to those who are good. Belong to those who actually care about living life.
But to answer the question. If going to some beautiful or exotic location is not my cup of tea. Then what is my ideal vacation. I will just say that my favorite destination would be going to hell. Literally. Because unlike so many others that fear going downstairs. Being the source of all evil. Hell is a warm and cozy place I feel at home.
Theatrical_Muse: Topic #394
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 250
As the First Evil. I do not usually go to a specific destination or teleport to a certain place for purposes of a vacation. I go places for bad reasons. I go to places to cause trouble. I go where I'm not wanted. And given that my very presence kills any nearby plant life. Lets just say I'm evil. I'm heartless. I'm bad. I'm really, really bad. Really.
Not to mention I'm non-corporeal. Ergo I'm not able to lay on some tropic beach feeling the wind blow over my hot body. And do not have the pleasure to drink some tasty beverage at said tropical beach anytime soon. So I really don't like to discuss such things as a favorite vacation or a favorite trip. I don't do trips. And I damn sure don't care about having any enjoyable or happy experiences. Such memories belong to those who are good. Belong to those who actually care about living life.
But to answer the question. If going to some beautiful or exotic location is not my cup of tea. Then what is my ideal vacation. I will just say that my favorite destination would be going to hell. Literally. Because unlike so many others that fear going downstairs. Being the source of all evil. Hell is a warm and cozy place I feel at home.
Theatrical_Muse: Topic #394
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 250