You've woken up as the opposite sex this morning... now what?
Yes, I was pretending to be my favorite souled vampire Spike last night and now I'm wearing the hot body of his ex-lover Buffy. It was such an unusual day that the sky was blue and the desert was dry. The sea was wet and the sun was hot. Most of the birds had feathers and the ones that didn’t were waiting to be eaten. The breeze was blowing but, oh wait - I couldn’t feel it because I am incorporeal. Or if you prefer the term IN-COR-POR-ATE!
Most humans are quite simple. So guess I need to keep this simple. And not use any big words or complicated terminology. Simply put, I don’t have a sex. And no I don't mean that I don't have sex. Well okay, I don't have a physical body, so is a given I'm not doing it physically. But didn't someone once say that sex is 90 percent fantasy and 10 percent physical. Virtual sex certainly is. Though not as stimulating as the passionate dreams I've felt. Vivid dreams are really hot and steamy. Lets just say that certain Slayer's and Vampire's have very McSteamy dreams. Maybe I should change to a nurse costume and look for my boys. Uh, maybe later.
Anyway, to get back to the subject. Boring as it is. I'm neither male, nor female. Neither demon, nor god. I'm a power. So I don't have a gender. I don't have balls as Buffy once put it. Or any of the carnal traits of you over-sexed losers. I don’t have secondary sexual characteristics or a gender identity either. It doesn’t apply!
And if you knew anything about me at all, you would know that bodies are nothing more than wearables to me. Morphing into a male or female form is inconsequential. I could change them a thousand times a day and never care about the gender of the costume. Why should I care about their sex, or about the color of their skin or how old they were when they died? I may be evil, but I'm not prejudice. Ageism, racism, sexism, and all those other ism's are human flaws.
I am The First Evil. That’s my role. And do guess there is one thing you can say in my favor. I am an equal opportunity employer. Not to mention that I look damn pretty in pink.
Theatrical_Muse: TOPIC # 199
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 424
Most humans are quite simple. So guess I need to keep this simple. And not use any big words or complicated terminology. Simply put, I don’t have a sex. And no I don't mean that I don't have sex. Well okay, I don't have a physical body, so is a given I'm not doing it physically. But didn't someone once say that sex is 90 percent fantasy and 10 percent physical. Virtual sex certainly is. Though not as stimulating as the passionate dreams I've felt. Vivid dreams are really hot and steamy. Lets just say that certain Slayer's and Vampire's have very McSteamy dreams. Maybe I should change to a nurse costume and look for my boys. Uh, maybe later.
Anyway, to get back to the subject. Boring as it is. I'm neither male, nor female. Neither demon, nor god. I'm a power. So I don't have a gender. I don't have balls as Buffy once put it. Or any of the carnal traits of you over-sexed losers. I don’t have secondary sexual characteristics or a gender identity either. It doesn’t apply!
And if you knew anything about me at all, you would know that bodies are nothing more than wearables to me. Morphing into a male or female form is inconsequential. I could change them a thousand times a day and never care about the gender of the costume. Why should I care about their sex, or about the color of their skin or how old they were when they died? I may be evil, but I'm not prejudice. Ageism, racism, sexism, and all those other ism's are human flaws.
I am The First Evil. That’s my role. And do guess there is one thing you can say in my favor. I am an equal opportunity employer. Not to mention that I look damn pretty in pink.
Theatrical_Muse: TOPIC # 199
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 424