Fanfic for this contest and picture.

Seriously, click the link before reading the story, or it will make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

All beta credit and love to the wonderful diachrony, who keeps me from looking like an idiot.

( Oh the horror )

The working title for my Wheaton-clown-Scalzi-orc-kitten fic:

The Conquest of Scalzi the Humorless

I suspect this is going to be fun regardless of the outcome of the contest.

bwah ha ha ha

I really really want to do this:

Clown-sweater fanfic contest

I'm sure everyone on the internet has heard of this by now, and holy crap do I have plot bunnies.

Thanks to karaokegal, who not only pointed out to my oblivious self that I had been nominated and then told me I'd actually won, but was an amazing beta for this fic - The Dark Between Lamp Posts. Thanks also to my other lovely beta, diachrony.

Winners post at dwtwslashawards.

First award for me!

Stolen from deviantfantasy, who did this a few years ago and had a lot of fun so I decided to do it myself. The idea is to write 30 drabbles in 30 days starting on August 1st. This is to try to jump-start my fanfic brain again, which has been revving in neutral for too long!

The Rules1. Reply to this post with up to five prompts (I may ask for more later). ( Read more... )

Title: Close Call
Author: _tallian_
Rating: A hard R
Characters: Wilson, House
Warnings: Graphic descriptions of violence
Disclaimer: I do not own House, nor anything like it. Please do not sue.
Summary: No one realizes that Wilson is a dangerous, shrewd, cunning, quick-witted man with a secret that would scare the crap out of everyone if Wilson ever ( Read more... )

Title: The Face of God
Pairing: Tosh/Ianto, mentions of Jack/Ianto, Jack/Gwen
Rating/Warning a very hard R, and very very dark, potentially noncon
Summary: Ianto explains something to Tosh
Author's Notes: WARNING: this is not a nice fic. Owen's current "status" threw a monkey wrench in my plans for this 'verse. Many, many thanks to my betas karaokegal, diachrony. ( Read more... )

Title: The House of No Pants
Author: _tallian_
Prompt: 181. House decides that it’s just too hot to wear pants. Wilson’s reaction?
Rating: PG-13 at the most
Characters: Wilson, House
Warnings: some mild nudity, nothing graphic
Disclaimer: I do not own House, nor anything like it, just having fun!
Summary: House was wearing a faded Misfits t-shirt ( Read more... )

Title: They Call the Wind
Author: _tallian_
Fandom: Dexter
Pairing: Deb/LaGuerta
Rating NC-17 femslash
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, nor do I make any money from them. This is purely for fun.

Thanks to db for insight and handholding.

( Just keep sayin' that to yourself, Morgan )

CSI: Catherine/Sara
Sharp Angles, Rounded Lines girlslash, four chapters

CSI: Catherine/Warrick
Lover's Quarrel het, semi-drabble

CSI: Sara Sidle, pre-series
Sara's Nightmare gen, potentially disturbing

Wicked: Elphaba
The Building and the Breaking of Fae gen, hint of Elphaba/Glinda

Shaun of the Dead: Shaun, Ed, Liz
Victory from Defeat gen, ( Read more... )