Why does life actually work out?
So yesterday, Chelsey, Stephanie, and I decided to go to the Dashboard concert up at MSU. We didn't have tickets, but did we care? Hell nah. We decided to arrive up at Wharton Center at 7:00 an hour before the concert started and attempt to get tickets. Even though it was sold out.
Chelsey picked me up at AMC 20 and we left my car there as we left to pick up Stephanie. She and I were having a good ole time, jamming to "Shake it Off", incessantly quoting "Mean Girls", and reminiscing about the movie "Milo and Otis". I then proceeded to have an attack of epileptic laughter.
After making a random gum/slurpee/diet pepsi run at the local gas station, we headed off on I-96 east to MSU. We got to Wharton Center, Chelsey jumped out, and started searching frantically for scalpers. Steph and I just drove around the campus in Charlie stared at pretty people, and got extremely extremely lost.
As we finally made our way back to the Center, we see Chelsey running frantically towards us with three GOLDEN TICKETS in her hand. We effing wigged out, sped our way to a parking garage, and got there just in time to pee as the opening act finished their set.
As luck would have it, I got seated next to an incredibly gorgeous person. It was awesome.
I think it's pretty safe to say that Dashboard rocked my world. They played every single song I wanted them to, and during "This Brilliant Dance" and "Vindicated" I seriously came close to bursting into tears.
As we were leaving though, Piss got a ticket for accidentally running a red light. That cop was a thundercunt.
After making a random Taco Bell run, we headed back to the utopia known as Livonia.
It fucking rocked.
MOMENTS OF THE NIGHT:
-Chris Carabba telling us "I've actually gotten kind of skilled at it" in regards to sex
-Stephanie and me indignantly realizing that it wasn't Dashboard, but the opening act onstage, and that we had been wondering for 10 minutes why Chris Carabba got ugly, why his voice didn't sound the same, why his hair was long, why we didn't know any of the songs, and why it didn't sound like Dashboard. We were mortified.
-Me informing the other members of the late night crew who the two fugliest people I know are.
-Chelsey randomly sprinting across the MSU campus towards Stephanie and me in Charlie, screaming at the top of her lungs "STOP!!!! STOP!!!STOP!!!!" as bewildered onlookers just gaped.
-Pretending to act like college students to the random guy at Taco Bell who probably doesn't have his GED.
"You live on campus?"-T. Bell guy
"Yeaaah..."-Chelsey
"Where the party at?"- T. Bell
"Here, at T. Bell!"- Chelsey
"No it ain't! Where you live on campus?"- T. Bell
"Ummmm..."- Stephanie and Chelsey
"MERRY MAYO!!!!!!!!"- me randomly piping in from the back seat
-Chris randomly playing the theme from the OC
-"We Belong Together" coming on the fading radio just as we approach campus, and me begging for Mariah not to make me sing it alone.
-"Mean Girls" quote trading on the way to the concert
- Letting hot pedestrians cross in front of the vehicle and waving at them
-Screaming at the MSU marching band as we drove away into oblivion, in search of Wharton Center
- Pulling into a random gas station and parking basically on the sidewalk to ask for directions from this dirty white trash dude as some plastic looking, Chanel sunglasses-adorning MSU girls stared at us, OBVIOUSLY digusted with our park job
-Chelsey confusing the T. Bell lady who was trying to take our order by leaving the "d" off the word "good."
-Pointing out the most flaming people we could find in the auditorium
-Discussing how amazing MSU is going to be whenw e go there, and that U of M is like "Michigan State for ugly people..."
except for you, Manda. you're pretty.
Anyways now I must go to work. I shall be back.
Chelsey picked me up at AMC 20 and we left my car there as we left to pick up Stephanie. She and I were having a good ole time, jamming to "Shake it Off", incessantly quoting "Mean Girls", and reminiscing about the movie "Milo and Otis". I then proceeded to have an attack of epileptic laughter.
After making a random gum/slurpee/diet pepsi run at the local gas station, we headed off on I-96 east to MSU. We got to Wharton Center, Chelsey jumped out, and started searching frantically for scalpers. Steph and I just drove around the campus in Charlie stared at pretty people, and got extremely extremely lost.
As we finally made our way back to the Center, we see Chelsey running frantically towards us with three GOLDEN TICKETS in her hand. We effing wigged out, sped our way to a parking garage, and got there just in time to pee as the opening act finished their set.
As luck would have it, I got seated next to an incredibly gorgeous person. It was awesome.
I think it's pretty safe to say that Dashboard rocked my world. They played every single song I wanted them to, and during "This Brilliant Dance" and "Vindicated" I seriously came close to bursting into tears.
As we were leaving though, Piss got a ticket for accidentally running a red light. That cop was a thundercunt.
After making a random Taco Bell run, we headed back to the utopia known as Livonia.
It fucking rocked.
MOMENTS OF THE NIGHT:
-Chris Carabba telling us "I've actually gotten kind of skilled at it" in regards to sex
-Stephanie and me indignantly realizing that it wasn't Dashboard, but the opening act onstage, and that we had been wondering for 10 minutes why Chris Carabba got ugly, why his voice didn't sound the same, why his hair was long, why we didn't know any of the songs, and why it didn't sound like Dashboard. We were mortified.
-Me informing the other members of the late night crew who the two fugliest people I know are.
-Chelsey randomly sprinting across the MSU campus towards Stephanie and me in Charlie, screaming at the top of her lungs "STOP!!!! STOP!!!STOP!!!!" as bewildered onlookers just gaped.
-Pretending to act like college students to the random guy at Taco Bell who probably doesn't have his GED.
"You live on campus?"-T. Bell guy
"Yeaaah..."-Chelsey
"Where the party at?"- T. Bell
"Here, at T. Bell!"- Chelsey
"No it ain't! Where you live on campus?"- T. Bell
"Ummmm..."- Stephanie and Chelsey
"MERRY MAYO!!!!!!!!"- me randomly piping in from the back seat
-Chris randomly playing the theme from the OC
-"We Belong Together" coming on the fading radio just as we approach campus, and me begging for Mariah not to make me sing it alone.
-"Mean Girls" quote trading on the way to the concert
- Letting hot pedestrians cross in front of the vehicle and waving at them
-Screaming at the MSU marching band as we drove away into oblivion, in search of Wharton Center
- Pulling into a random gas station and parking basically on the sidewalk to ask for directions from this dirty white trash dude as some plastic looking, Chanel sunglasses-adorning MSU girls stared at us, OBVIOUSLY digusted with our park job
-Chelsey confusing the T. Bell lady who was trying to take our order by leaving the "d" off the word "good."
-Pointing out the most flaming people we could find in the auditorium
-Discussing how amazing MSU is going to be whenw e go there, and that U of M is like "Michigan State for ugly people..."
except for you, Manda. you're pretty.
Anyways now I must go to work. I shall be back.