Pedro.
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Advertisement number: 03330333
Title: Pedro
Terms of Employment: Full Time, On Call, Overtime,
Salary: To be negotiated, French Toast, Lasagna, garlic bread, and chocolate ice-cream with sprinkles.
Anticipated Start Date: As soon as possible .
Location: Amherst, Nova Scotia (1 vacancy.)
Skill Requirements:
Age: Must be 18 year or older.
Education: At least two years of mexican elemntary school.
Credentials (certificates, licences, memberships, courses, etc.): Must have completed a course on Hot Sex , and Sex Technique, Scuba Diving course is also a must Yoga, and/or Tantra are recommended but not necessary.
Experience: Experience an asset.
Languages: Speak Some English, Fluent in Romantic Spanish.
Work Setting: My Bedroom, A Secret Hiding Tunnel.
Specific Maintenance Activities: Will have to use a scuba divers oxygen tank while Hiding in a secret tunnel. Receive french toast, at 5 am sharp.This will be followed by 2 hours of sex.. Will hide until 5 pm.Will be chaged according to schedual. Receive lasagna, and garlic bread. Will then be given night light and coloring book. Will.make me pictures and sign them love pedro. When set goal of 20, then you stop. i Return roughly at 12:30 pm. Will receive cholocate ice-cream, with sprinkles. Followed by 3 hours of steamy hot sex. Will then be tucked in, and given a lollipop.
Employer: Jaimy
Please apply for this job only in the manner specified by the employer. Failure to do so may result in your application not being properly considered for the position.
How to Apply: Please Fill out and e-mail Included Application To the E-mail Adress provided below
E-Mail: eyeheartstars@hotmail.com
Advertised until: 2005/05/15
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