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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In March I helped curlymanda across the street (6 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I turned wondermike in for spitting (3 points). Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (357 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
_smallworld
im awesome ;)