Epiphany~

Jul 29, 2004 22:54

So, I've just had an epiphane, as I've told someone on messenger.

I've realized that, no matter what a person's sexuality, everyone loves women. I mean, think about it. Sure, if a really hot guy walks into a crowded room, a few people will look, but if an extraordinarily hot woman walks in, everyone's head will turn--gay, straight, male or female. It's just the natural thing to do. And in films, there's more female nudity because both members of the human race have adapted to being more comfortable with the female body. And, I don't know if anyone of you has seen "Gigli," but as dumb as that movie is, Jennifer Lopez's character has a point about how the woman's private parts resemble a human mouth. I know, you may not want to think about it, but it's true.

Bleh, ramble ramble, I know.

But, now, I, for one, am proud to be a female and I wouldn't trade the power that being a female comes with for a penis ever.
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