Stop wasting my time, grow some balls, and tell me why you didn't want to continue. We'll both be happier ( Read more... )

This guy came into the club the other day dressed in a tuxedo with slicked back hair and a bow tie. I was just thinking, "dress it up as much as you want, buddy, you're still at a strip joint in Toledo for christ's sake." He even ordered a martini and got a nicely dressed stripper to sit with him. He probably told her to wear the black dress and ( Read more... )

Why are people always so surprised to see someone getting off the elevator when they're trying to get on it? Like, "OH! I didn't expect anyone to be on this thing...I thought I was the only one using it ( Read more... )

FRIGID!! GAH!!

You know it's really cold when you can feel the boogers in your sinuses freezing when you walk outside... you know what I'm talking about. It's been a series of snow storms up here. They've made it quite painful to try and get to class, since I walk most of the time. I personally believe that when there's a wind chill below 5 degrees ( Read more... )

I HATE MONEY!!! It causes so many problems and yet solves them...if you have any. Not only is CMU INCREDIBLY cryptic as far as payments and financial aid and its website is like a maze, but the starter on my car is out and it's going to cost me...well, money, to fix the damn thing. CAN I NEVER GET A FUCKING BREAK?!?!?! I'm like, 9 hours away from ( Read more... )

Legal problems ( Read more... )

Are all the men in the world having their man-period at the same time?

I'll totally be the first to admit that men have their times. But come on guys, suck it up! They've also taken to being rather hypocritical lately...I wonder why that is. It's like gender switching is going on. The women are being more up front (the women I know, anyway) and the ( Read more... )

High points of weekend: Rene's party, meeting Gogol Bordello, getting an e-mail from Eugene Hutz, lead singer of Gogol Bordello, hanging out with some of the Europe gang last night, and Denny's with J and K.

I won't even go over the low points because I like a fairly happy blog.

I've noticed something about myself in the last year or so-I laugh my ( Read more... )