as inspired by
http://www.knittingdaily.com/media/p/34136.aspx I would not knit this hat.
I would not knit it in a tub
I would not knit it in a sub
No, not with a goat, not with a stoat.
I would not knit that hat, I say, I would not knit it anyway.
Apologies to the late, great Theodor Seuss Geisel