Because.
Hi, I stole this from my Rican's journal. Doooooo it.
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Leave a comment with your name/nickname here, or just IM me.
I will write a paragraph on what I think about you based on how well I know you, completely relentless and without BS.
Just a warning, I tend to be VERY opinionated at times, so becareful.
This is what Garcia said in his journal about me, and it put me into a good mood. I <3 my Rican. ::puts out arms:: Ricccaaaaannnnnn!!!
Sex? Jews? Oooh, I GET IT!!!
I see you EVERYWHERE! It's like Kama Sutra, in many abstract places! You are an AMAZING artist, a funny gal, and I heart the pants you can fit the Jackson 5 in. I bet they're cheaper than a hit of crack at McDonald's! You are blonde, insane, and cute. That means there is no other concoction on this earth, nothing else more likely to destroy the planet, or maybe just bad British TV programming, than YOU!!! I heart you much and we've been through a few weird times together, just hangin' out and being goofy. I know your happiness glows when you spread your arms and go "RIiiiiiiiiiiiCaaan!", and then I'm happy, and my pants smile 'cause the lesbian sprees Ashee participates in. GR! You're just awesome. Be both know about our common grounds in relationship deficiencies, but we always make due pretty well. You know I'm here for you whenever you need me, and I'm always willing to talk. Your bouts of sadness are much like mine, sneaking up from out of nowhere and kicking you in the cooter... I mean... glueteus maximus - but they SUCK! You do worry me, but I sense that you're getting and growing up along and a lot better than I originally thought. Just stay out of trouble, and don't light up anybody's house between the hours of 6:00 AM to 11:00 PM at night without being naked with a Richard Nixon mask on dammit!!!
Hug your local Rican.
He needs it.
Nigga Pants.
BUTT!
Ass Slap Contest: Garcia 5, Lauren
0
BWahahahhahahHAH!
Heart.
Songs that Remind Me of Ya->
A Perfect Circle - "The Outsider"
Offspring - "Hit That"
Puddle of Mudd - "Blurry"
Invader Zim's Gir - "The Doom Song!"
And just for future reference, I SOOOO won that ass smacking contest. Remember, I got the last one before you ran out of my house. lol. =)
Leave Your Name:
Leave a comment with your name/nickname here, or just IM me.
I will write a paragraph on what I think about you based on how well I know you, completely relentless and without BS.
Just a warning, I tend to be VERY opinionated at times, so becareful.
This is what Garcia said in his journal about me, and it put me into a good mood. I <3 my Rican. ::puts out arms:: Ricccaaaaannnnnn!!!
Sex? Jews? Oooh, I GET IT!!!
I see you EVERYWHERE! It's like Kama Sutra, in many abstract places! You are an AMAZING artist, a funny gal, and I heart the pants you can fit the Jackson 5 in. I bet they're cheaper than a hit of crack at McDonald's! You are blonde, insane, and cute. That means there is no other concoction on this earth, nothing else more likely to destroy the planet, or maybe just bad British TV programming, than YOU!!! I heart you much and we've been through a few weird times together, just hangin' out and being goofy. I know your happiness glows when you spread your arms and go "RIiiiiiiiiiiiCaaan!", and then I'm happy, and my pants smile 'cause the lesbian sprees Ashee participates in. GR! You're just awesome. Be both know about our common grounds in relationship deficiencies, but we always make due pretty well. You know I'm here for you whenever you need me, and I'm always willing to talk. Your bouts of sadness are much like mine, sneaking up from out of nowhere and kicking you in the cooter... I mean... glueteus maximus - but they SUCK! You do worry me, but I sense that you're getting and growing up along and a lot better than I originally thought. Just stay out of trouble, and don't light up anybody's house between the hours of 6:00 AM to 11:00 PM at night without being naked with a Richard Nixon mask on dammit!!!
Hug your local Rican.
He needs it.
Nigga Pants.
BUTT!
Ass Slap Contest: Garcia 5, Lauren
0
BWahahahhahahHAH!
Heart.
Songs that Remind Me of Ya->
A Perfect Circle - "The Outsider"
Offspring - "Hit That"
Puddle of Mudd - "Blurry"
Invader Zim's Gir - "The Doom Song!"
And just for future reference, I SOOOO won that ass smacking contest. Remember, I got the last one before you ran out of my house. lol. =)