SEX & THE GOLD COAST MEAT MARKET
First and foremost I am a post whore. And have already posted it on myspace. meep. I am lame.
I have this therory, And I share it with most people who care to listen when I climb up onto my little soap box and start a rant.
Last night my room mate Lauren said 'post it' and myself being so open to suggestion that I am, said 'O.K' and that is exactly what I am doing. This in no way is directed at anyone-cept for everyone.
There is at least two degrees of separation between most '20 something' people on the Gold Coast and Brisbane area, who have lived here most of their lives. What is it you ask? Sex. And to be more to the point sexual partners. This is a tried and tested therory. Even if you have only had a few sexual partners or alot.
Ask your partner (if you have the guts) or even your friends, about their sexual history, and you will find that 1) they have dated someone who is dating an ex of yours, 2) they have had sex with someone whom is having sex with someone you have done the sideways shuffle with. or 3) you have both done the bad thing with the same person. This happens in multiple instances as well- the more sexual partners you have had the more it doubles up.
If you go by the old highschool saying that when you have sex with someone you are in turn having sex with all their past encounters. WE ARE ALL HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER. I find this very amusing and only a little disturbing.
If someone wanted to kill off all the pesky '20 somethings' on the gold coast all they would have to do is inject one guy and one girl with an undectable STD wait six or so months and we would all be dead.
My advice, tarp up.. And remember before you fuck that chick you met on friday night, you gotta ask yourself am I about to indirectly fuck my ex/best friend/brother/sister/mum?
That is all.
I have this therory, And I share it with most people who care to listen when I climb up onto my little soap box and start a rant.
Last night my room mate Lauren said 'post it' and myself being so open to suggestion that I am, said 'O.K' and that is exactly what I am doing. This in no way is directed at anyone-cept for everyone.
There is at least two degrees of separation between most '20 something' people on the Gold Coast and Brisbane area, who have lived here most of their lives. What is it you ask? Sex. And to be more to the point sexual partners. This is a tried and tested therory. Even if you have only had a few sexual partners or alot.
Ask your partner (if you have the guts) or even your friends, about their sexual history, and you will find that 1) they have dated someone who is dating an ex of yours, 2) they have had sex with someone whom is having sex with someone you have done the sideways shuffle with. or 3) you have both done the bad thing with the same person. This happens in multiple instances as well- the more sexual partners you have had the more it doubles up.
If you go by the old highschool saying that when you have sex with someone you are in turn having sex with all their past encounters. WE ARE ALL HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER. I find this very amusing and only a little disturbing.
If someone wanted to kill off all the pesky '20 somethings' on the gold coast all they would have to do is inject one guy and one girl with an undectable STD wait six or so months and we would all be dead.
My advice, tarp up.. And remember before you fuck that chick you met on friday night, you gotta ask yourself am I about to indirectly fuck my ex/best friend/brother/sister/mum?
That is all.