My trip to the desert began Friday morning with a 5:30 a.m. wake-up call and chocolate milk in a bag. My trip to the desert ended in an exchange of conundrums with an Israeli, a security guard with a big gun, and an Aryan on the three hour bus ride home.
In between I had some laughs, some naps, and some delicious food.
Highs:
+One night in a hostel, six meals, the most beautiful view in the world, for FREE.
+Making videos of Kristoff yelling profanities and almost talking about Anne Frank, in German.
+Air conditioned hostel room, shower and best sleep of my life included.
+Ibex feces
+Hiking up 430 steps carved into the side of a mountain
+Drinking 3L of water and not peeing once
+The greatest party theme ever
+Aryan Brian
Lows:
-Strapless bra + sunburn + extreme sports
-MTV Jesse
-Religios
-Mint flavoured carbonated beverage?
-Ibex feces
-Couples
-Returning home to discover someone had vandalized our toilet seat.
Today I purchased four cucumbers and four tomatoes for the price of one and a half shekels. With the current exchange rate, that translates to roughly $0.42CDN.