Checking up on the Doctor's claims.
Before heading off for my appointment with beverlycrusher to look in to her specious claim that I have fathered a child of which I was unaware, I have taken the liberty of calling up the list of new crew members who have joined us at our last stop. I have narrowed the list down to seven individuals who are at least half-human. But really, all of this is just nonsense. I have always been careful I think. It must be a ploy to get me over to Sickbay. It can't be anything else.