Bored.

[_perrin_]

Daddy went off somewhere. To hunt something.

Great. So, me an' my sister have nothing to do but sit around and sleep and Not Get Into Trouble until he gets back.

Not fair. I want to learn how to use a sword and how to read and how to swear and... stuff. Or at least how to walk. Learning how to walk would be a good.

'cause then I'm gonna go off

Comments

[hathaldir]

I KNOW HOW TO READ AND YOU DONT!!!

*points and laughs*

[_ulalume_]

*Eyes wrathfully and aims a kick*
Meanie.

[hathaldir]

Well know what? I beat up your daddy once. *sticks tongue out at her* Lots of times, actually.

[_ulalume_]

Nuh-uh, pipsqueak. You're took small.

[_perrin_]

*eyes* Yep, little-thinger. Prove it.

[hathaldir]

Ask him yourself! It's true! I beat up Barahir, too! And all their fathers!

[_perrin_]

Hah! I laugh! I could squish you like a bug!

Or at least poke you. Really meanly.

Besides, how do you even know our dad? And who's Bara-whatsit?

[hathaldir]

*SIGH* Don't you know ANYTHING? I fought in a war with your dad! We lived in the woods and stuff. Barahir was out Captain. Wow, you're really stupid if you don't know that...

[_perrin_]

No. Not stupid. Just six months old. And how could you have fought in a war? I've seen SWORDS bigger than you.

...

You lived in the woods? Neat!