Daddy went off
somewhere. To hunt something.
Great. So, me an' my sister have nothing to do but sit around and sleep and Not Get Into Trouble until he gets back.
Not fair. I want to learn how to use a sword and how to read and how to swear and... stuff. Or at least how to walk. Learning how to walk would be a good.
'cause then I'm gonna go off and find mommy and rescue her and bring her back but don't tell anyone shh 'cause it's a secret