Randoms.
Before. On CS. I was playing cs_italy. And I only had 1hp. And I was using the ak. And you know that bit with the boxes. And the balcony. Well there was this guy. And he surprised me. And he was shooting. And shooting. And shooting. And he wasted his whole clip. And I was just. Like. Standing there. And he didn’t even hit me once. And then. He went back behind the boxes. To reload. And I shot once. Just randomly. At the boxes. And. I got him. In the head. It was so cool. I was so wrapped. I came in my pants.
And. This one time. At band camp. I was alone. In the instruments room. And I was all horny. And stuff. And I saw this tuba. In the corner. Looking all lonely. So. I put my peepee in it. Just to see what it would feel like. And. I got all excited. And stuff. And. I got stuck. So. I tried to. Like. Pull the tuba off. But. It only made it worse. Because. I was like. Pulling myself off. And. I started screeching. And screeching. Coz I was scared. Cos. Like. I thought I’d like. Have to spend the rest of my life. With a tuba. On my ding ding. But then. Finally. Someone heard me. And they like. Blew in the mouthpiece. And got me out. I was so embarrassed. I thought. I would. Like. Die. Or something.
And. This one time. At band camp. I was alone. In the instruments room. And I was all horny. And stuff. And I saw this tuba. In the corner. Looking all lonely. So. I put my peepee in it. Just to see what it would feel like. And. I got all excited. And stuff. And. I got stuck. So. I tried to. Like. Pull the tuba off. But. It only made it worse. Because. I was like. Pulling myself off. And. I started screeching. And screeching. Coz I was scared. Cos. Like. I thought I’d like. Have to spend the rest of my life. With a tuba. On my ding ding. But then. Finally. Someone heard me. And they like. Blew in the mouthpiece. And got me out. I was so embarrassed. I thought. I would. Like. Die. Or something.