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ok really, what is with the new trend of young people getting married? all of a sudden, right out of nowhere, i hear abou this and that getting married. its like "you are only 20 years old, why do you want to do that?" like people that went to high school with me and went out forverer, then right after school............they get engaged. were they too pussy to propose on a school night? they are just doing this because they are young and stupid. but that doesnt matter to them. lets even get pregant and have a kid they say. think about this, you get married when you are like 20. you have kids right away cuz you are a stupid fuck. then, from a result of you not going to college, you get some shit hole job raking leaves or something.
now since you have a shit hole job,you dont not make enough to do only more than support your family. now since you got married early, you didnt know what the fuck you were doing. so you begin to grow weary of this relationship. you end up getting a divorce and split up. the only good thing from this is that you move out of that studio apartmen on the shitty side of town, and go back with your parents and get food and shit for free. ah, but now here comes the real kick in the nuts. you have this kid to worry about now. you dont have jack shit for cash so you have to work two jobs now. you work all the time, but since you are a dumb fucker who never went to school, you spend all your money on booze cuz thats the only thing to keep you sane now. but now, you got this kid right. you have to pay for it and shit. shits its pants... need to buy shit...gets sick...need to buy it shit...birthday...buy it shit. no matter what you do, you cant get ahead cuz that little fucker sucks all your skrilla.
you kid grows up, and he starts to get in trouble in school. this little fuck smoked cigarettes, cusses, and listens to kid rock all by the age og 8. he grows even more to the "dye your hair black, pierce everthing on your face, wear slipknot shirts that are too big for them, smell like B.O., grow speratic facial hair, wear huge black pants with 2482-43-09243 pockets and have chaings hang off them and shit, and say that hed and monkey from korn are the best guitar players in the world. that is the kind of piece of shit kid you are going to have to deal with.he eventually gets thrown into jail for killing sheep in a public bathroom. he ends up being locked away forever cuz he has a condition caused by your disfunctional relationship with your ex wife. you end up losing a few jobs so you begin to sell drugs.
you start out with light stuff like weed. then comes coke and heroin etc. you go about selling for about a year. you get enough money to buy a new geo. you drive this thing all over and play your taproot cd with your "keep tahor blue" sticker on the back. think you are tight shit too. girls that hang out in front of the liquor store start to know your name. you feel like you are on the top of the world. you catch everyone's attention at the bowling alley. you are untouchable! then one day you open up ma and pa's front door. there is johnny law. "we have a warrant to search your place" the officer says. you panic as they search your house. then they find all your drugs. you are screwed. you end up being thrown into jail for lik 10 years. during your stay, you recieve nightly butt rammings cuz you are too skinny from all the coke you do, to defend youself. after your 10 years is up, get out. you have to crap in a bag for the rest of your life becuase your butt muscles have been torn to shreds.
you get out and you go to mom and dad's house. turns out the moved and didnt tell you cuz you are a pest. so there you are, no college education, no job, no house, no money. all the while the woman of the relationship ends up selling her horrid body for money on Wilson St. in Stockton. the years fly, then you die. you lived a worthless, fast foor servin, drug dealing, bike riding, crappy life. all becuase you wanted to get married right out of high school. well go ahead and do it. but dont come cying to me when you guys break up and your kids end up wearing Drowning Pool tees and hanging out on the corner of lincoln and lowell after high school gets out. cuz if you do, ill say "nigga, shoot."
now since you have a shit hole job,you dont not make enough to do only more than support your family. now since you got married early, you didnt know what the fuck you were doing. so you begin to grow weary of this relationship. you end up getting a divorce and split up. the only good thing from this is that you move out of that studio apartmen on the shitty side of town, and go back with your parents and get food and shit for free. ah, but now here comes the real kick in the nuts. you have this kid to worry about now. you dont have jack shit for cash so you have to work two jobs now. you work all the time, but since you are a dumb fucker who never went to school, you spend all your money on booze cuz thats the only thing to keep you sane now. but now, you got this kid right. you have to pay for it and shit. shits its pants... need to buy shit...gets sick...need to buy it shit...birthday...buy it shit. no matter what you do, you cant get ahead cuz that little fucker sucks all your skrilla.
you kid grows up, and he starts to get in trouble in school. this little fuck smoked cigarettes, cusses, and listens to kid rock all by the age og 8. he grows even more to the "dye your hair black, pierce everthing on your face, wear slipknot shirts that are too big for them, smell like B.O., grow speratic facial hair, wear huge black pants with 2482-43-09243 pockets and have chaings hang off them and shit, and say that hed and monkey from korn are the best guitar players in the world. that is the kind of piece of shit kid you are going to have to deal with.he eventually gets thrown into jail for killing sheep in a public bathroom. he ends up being locked away forever cuz he has a condition caused by your disfunctional relationship with your ex wife. you end up losing a few jobs so you begin to sell drugs.
you start out with light stuff like weed. then comes coke and heroin etc. you go about selling for about a year. you get enough money to buy a new geo. you drive this thing all over and play your taproot cd with your "keep tahor blue" sticker on the back. think you are tight shit too. girls that hang out in front of the liquor store start to know your name. you feel like you are on the top of the world. you catch everyone's attention at the bowling alley. you are untouchable! then one day you open up ma and pa's front door. there is johnny law. "we have a warrant to search your place" the officer says. you panic as they search your house. then they find all your drugs. you are screwed. you end up being thrown into jail for lik 10 years. during your stay, you recieve nightly butt rammings cuz you are too skinny from all the coke you do, to defend youself. after your 10 years is up, get out. you have to crap in a bag for the rest of your life becuase your butt muscles have been torn to shreds.
you get out and you go to mom and dad's house. turns out the moved and didnt tell you cuz you are a pest. so there you are, no college education, no job, no house, no money. all the while the woman of the relationship ends up selling her horrid body for money on Wilson St. in Stockton. the years fly, then you die. you lived a worthless, fast foor servin, drug dealing, bike riding, crappy life. all becuase you wanted to get married right out of high school. well go ahead and do it. but dont come cying to me when you guys break up and your kids end up wearing Drowning Pool tees and hanging out on the corner of lincoln and lowell after high school gets out. cuz if you do, ill say "nigga, shoot."