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Last night I had several strange dreams, as I often do. I said to myself (and Tony) that I'd keep a dream diary so that I will remember them all. Sadly I don't want to have to use any notebooks I have, so I'll use this in the meantime.
Dream1: I was sitting in my room (I think) and I noticed my two front bottom teeth were wobbly, so I decided to give them a wobble with my finger. They fell out. So I checked the rest of my bottom teeth, and they were okay. I went to the bathroom to give them a clean and my top teeth all came out. It was so horrible that I actually woke up and checked to make sure all my teeth were intact then I went to sleep.
Dream2: I was giving this little fat neddy girl a makeover (HA, I know, me? give someone a makeover?hahahahaah I'm ginger for God's Sake) yes, so she was really poor and couldn't afford to shop in Primark even, she went to charity shops and her mum altered all her clothes (her mum was an alcoholic, by the way, she had cider out the bottle the whole way through the dream) so I took her to all these boutique-y places, which is weird enough in itself. In the end she got all her hair cut off and wore these really dyke-y clothes but was really happy like this, so I was too and it was a job well done.
Dream3: I had this dream that I was walking down the street with a hat on, I never wear hats. I then swapped it for another hat, then another and another. I swapped hats with strangers every time I saw a hat I liked. They were costume hats, not regular hats. Big, out-there weird hats. So I got to the end of the road, and knocked on the door of an old lady, who had a baby that kept smiling at me, non-stop. At one point I even made baby noises at it. The old lady mistook me for the man next door's daughter and gave me the key to his house, as he was on holiday. I lived up there eating things out of cans until I heard her one day exclaiming downstairs to someone. Turned out the guy was home, he looked at me and shouted, "THAT'S NOT MY DAUGHTER!" So I legged it through a window, I didn't open the window I crashed through it and ran away. I woke up.
There. Told you they were weird.
I watched John Tucker Must Die last night. Quick Review? Another film where the "ugly" girl likes some guy that's considered geeky because he isn't on the Football team, (but is actually about 24 really and hot.) Bad things happen in between, fairytale ending.
There you go.