Conversations With The Husband

[_ocelott_]

The Media: Dudes, Bristol Palin's breasts totally look different! Here are the before and after pictures. WE ARE SURE SHE HAS HAD A BOOB JOB.
Me: I really don't care.
The Husband: That doesn't look like a boob job. That looks like she stopped breastfeeding.

long pause
The Husband: So, uh, you can tell I'm married with three kids, can't you?

Comments

[msagara]

This is why your husband is worthy of love. Or couch sleeping. Hmmm.

[_ocelott_]

Our couch is one of those overstuffed, ridiculously comfortable things you sink into and never want to get up from, so sleeping on it's not much of a punishment. I'm forced to be much more creative this way...