Conversations With The Husband
The Media: Dudes, Bristol Palin's breasts totally look different! Here are the before and after pictures. WE ARE SURE SHE HAS HAD A BOOB JOB.
Me: I really don't care.
The Husband: That doesn't look like a boob job. That looks like she stopped breastfeeding.
long pause
The Husband: So, uh, you can tell I'm married with three kids, can't you?
Me: I really don't care.
The Husband: That doesn't look like a boob job. That looks like she stopped breastfeeding.
long pause
The Husband: So, uh, you can tell I'm married with three kids, can't you?