post by obligation
Sometimes, I wish I could kick all the boys in the world.
Some may say this is cruel and unusual punishment.
They deserve it.
And I know exactly how I would do this.
Here is the plan:
I would make a large sign that read, "FREE FOOD, FREE TV, AND 'MORE*'" and place it far, far away in front of an even larger tent.
All boys would then line up to enter this tent.
I would then announce in my super-duper megaphone, "Hey, your shoes are untied!"
They would then all look down at their feet.
And because they are not looking, I would take them all out.
Matrix style.
Oh yeaah.
*note: the more needs to be in quotations since that would imply more. what a clever pun that is.
**
My friends are brilliant and they like to reply to these sorts of things for whatever reason. I'll post their comments:
Jake:
instead of free food, try free "girls"
oh, and instead of free TV, try free "non-ugly girls"
finally, girls deserve twice as many kicks as boys do.
Varun:
amen. (get it a-"men")
James:
no shoelaces! buahaha, i've foiled your plan!
Erik:
joanna should be the one getting kicked ...by all guys
Steven:
No Varun, you mispronounced it, it's A+ "man".
**
I'll post my cool conversation with Erik because even though he's in SoCal, he STILL gives me advice. That crazy college boy!
Erik: How's norcal without me?
Me: Sad.
Me: Lonely.
Me: More asian.
Erik: lol
*grins*
Some may say this is cruel and unusual punishment.
They deserve it.
And I know exactly how I would do this.
Here is the plan:
I would make a large sign that read, "FREE FOOD, FREE TV, AND 'MORE*'" and place it far, far away in front of an even larger tent.
All boys would then line up to enter this tent.
I would then announce in my super-duper megaphone, "Hey, your shoes are untied!"
They would then all look down at their feet.
And because they are not looking, I would take them all out.
Matrix style.
Oh yeaah.
*note: the more needs to be in quotations since that would imply more. what a clever pun that is.
**
My friends are brilliant and they like to reply to these sorts of things for whatever reason. I'll post their comments:
Jake:
instead of free food, try free "girls"
oh, and instead of free TV, try free "non-ugly girls"
finally, girls deserve twice as many kicks as boys do.
Varun:
amen. (get it a-"men")
James:
no shoelaces! buahaha, i've foiled your plan!
Erik:
joanna should be the one getting kicked ...by all guys
Steven:
No Varun, you mispronounced it, it's A+ "man".
**
I'll post my cool conversation with Erik because even though he's in SoCal, he STILL gives me advice. That crazy college boy!
Erik: How's norcal without me?
Me: Sad.
Me: Lonely.
Me: More asian.
Erik: lol
*grins*