QOTDs:
Matt (after playing Soul Calibur 3 for the past hour): Chronical clear! All right, I cleared the tutorial!!!
Me: *beats him with a pillow*
SC3 Text Screen: If DOUG lost on the battlefield, there would be no tomorrow for him...
Matt (still playing): AND! THEY'RE KILLING MY BASE! RUN, DOUG, RUN!!!
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ALSO! TREK PORN!!! )