i don't have to make pretend the picture i'm in is totally clear
So. Totally owned a n00b in WoW. Now..this isn't your normal type of ownage. You know how when you're sitting around in stormwind, waiting for some hot nelf to pass by, and a level 15 starts spamming trade or general or what the fuck ever for a run through of an instance?
Well... I got one of those beautiful whispers. Said whisper was phrased as such; "Can u run me threw sw stode plz?". A /who on this perpitrator of war crimes against the english language revealed that he was a member of the "hored slyers" guild. It was too good to pass up.
After meeting this wonderful little gnome 'lock at the "stode" (stockades), we run in. I manage to aggro almost everything in the main hall (stupid hall is designed so that you can't aggro everything all at once without going in to each room individually)...I run back to him (main hall in tow), bubble, and hearth as he's taken out in a second.
Surprisingly enough, I didn't get any sort of, "You're an asshole!" whispers. I'm thinking that I may have gotten a 6 year old killed. XD
I think I've found my new favourite asshole thing to do to noobs. Some notes on the next time, though - if I'm going to just hearth out, I should point and laugh at the corpse first. I could probably extend this gag by saying, "ohshi. I totally thought I could take all those guys at once, but they got me down to half my total life!", which would mean a wash-rinse-repeat cycle until the noob tires of being thrashed. There may be other ways to improve on this formula, but those two seem to be the best
More notes: Never take a pally on this type of suicide mission (at least a high level one. near the entrance of an instance). might also be a good idea to never take a mage with that frostblock thingy. Another pally will undoubtedly be able to bubble as well as I can.
Well... I got one of those beautiful whispers. Said whisper was phrased as such; "Can u run me threw sw stode plz?". A /who on this perpitrator of war crimes against the english language revealed that he was a member of the "hored slyers" guild. It was too good to pass up.
After meeting this wonderful little gnome 'lock at the "stode" (stockades), we run in. I manage to aggro almost everything in the main hall (stupid hall is designed so that you can't aggro everything all at once without going in to each room individually)...I run back to him (main hall in tow), bubble, and hearth as he's taken out in a second.
Surprisingly enough, I didn't get any sort of, "You're an asshole!" whispers. I'm thinking that I may have gotten a 6 year old killed. XD
I think I've found my new favourite asshole thing to do to noobs. Some notes on the next time, though - if I'm going to just hearth out, I should point and laugh at the corpse first. I could probably extend this gag by saying, "ohshi. I totally thought I could take all those guys at once, but they got me down to half my total life!", which would mean a wash-rinse-repeat cycle until the noob tires of being thrashed. There may be other ways to improve on this formula, but those two seem to be the best
More notes: Never take a pally on this type of suicide mission (at least a high level one. near the entrance of an instance). might also be a good idea to never take a mage with that frostblock thingy. Another pally will undoubtedly be able to bubble as well as I can.