Dear Jerk,
I don't know if I'm supposed to refer to you as boyfriend or exboyfriend, because you won't man up and tell me anything. I have no problem with you living with female roommates. We've been together almost three years and the only time I ever had a problem with it was when I lost my job and had to move out and thought a guy was moving in, not an exgirlfriend. But I got over that, didn't I?
I understand we weren't together for a little over a month. I understand your other roommate moved out, and you resigned the lease with the new roommate, your girlfriend at that time (of 3 weeks). And you guys broke up, cos everytime you date someone like her, you end up hating them, she's like the 2 girls before me, who you hate. And we got back together, because you swore you love me and didn't want her, and I still missed you and wanted to be with you. But two months later, now she's updating everything with how you're her soulmate and she's in love with you and you're her baby. And you aren't texting or calling me back to let me know what the fuck is going on. What am I supposed to think?
I trust you, but you've dumped me for her before. I know I shouldn't be looking her up on myspace and stuff, but originally, I wanted to know who I got dumped for, and now it's cos I haven't spent more than ten minutes with you in a week. You live twenty minutes away, so it's beyond ridiculous.
You need to man up and either tell me it's over, or kick her out so this shit stops. If you choose the second option, no more living with exes. If you choose the first, you're dead to me, I can't do just friends with you.
Make your choice already,
The best girl you've ever been with (your words, sweetheart)
I understand we weren't together for a little over a month. I understand your other roommate moved out, and you resigned the lease with the new roommate, your girlfriend at that time (of 3 weeks). And you guys broke up, cos everytime you date someone like her, you end up hating them, she's like the 2 girls before me, who you hate. And we got back together, because you swore you love me and didn't want her, and I still missed you and wanted to be with you. But two months later, now she's updating everything with how you're her soulmate and she's in love with you and you're her baby. And you aren't texting or calling me back to let me know what the fuck is going on. What am I supposed to think?
I trust you, but you've dumped me for her before. I know I shouldn't be looking her up on myspace and stuff, but originally, I wanted to know who I got dumped for, and now it's cos I haven't spent more than ten minutes with you in a week. You live twenty minutes away, so it's beyond ridiculous.
You need to man up and either tell me it's over, or kick her out so this shit stops. If you choose the second option, no more living with exes. If you choose the first, you're dead to me, I can't do just friends with you.
Make your choice already,
The best girl you've ever been with (your words, sweetheart)