quickie ;) lol
Dear Melissa,
Here is your horoscope
for Sunday, January 16:
The seller gets to determine the value of the goods. Yes, you're worth a lot these days. Make someone see the value of a wise investment. No one knows the outcome, but you don't have to advertise that point.
See! All you fuckers that don't appreciate me... I AM A WISE INVESTMENT!
Dear Melissa,
Here is your horoscope
for Monday, January 17:
Let the past sort itself out while you welcome the future. You feel too positive to take on any painful responsibilities. If more people left this kind of thing alone, life would flow much more smoothly from day to day.
Definitely...
Dear Melissa,
Here is your horoscope
for Tuesday, January 18:
You wouldn't say that you're vain, but you do find yourself endlessly fascinating. As long as you're among others who agree, everything is just fine. Pride is a normal feature of a healthy personality.
I do find myself endlessly fascinating... fuck you if you don't agree :) I gutta hand it to Kelli Fox because that bitch knows her shit.
Um, I worked 9-3 today and it was boring and long..... right now I'm about to shower and do my hair, then chill at Loren's cuz her house is better than mine lol.
We should eat our SpagO's and MTBL's Miss Lo-diggity. haha
Um... *you're* a fuckin slut and it makes me mad! Don't assume it's you, my adoring reader, but if you thought it was you... you should probably take into consideration why lol... But um this particular slut doesn't read my journal... So no I'm not talking shit about yooouuuuuu. SLUT SLUT SLUT! eRRRRRRRR
I'm fuckin crazy. Who cares?!
I got all A's in school... I don't think I mentioned that in past entries... WELL I DID! WOOHOO! I'm so smart!
I love me. And my horoscope today says that's okay... :)
You know who I don't love..... people that are judgemental and fuckin hypocrites!!! Mind your business... My life's not in the theaters and you're names not Ebert or Roeper! I give myself two thumbs UP no matter how much shit you talk! :)
I'm rather cynical today.
THE END!