Lets Kill Jenn
Let me start off by sayinggggg, who cares if Bam fucked Jessica Simpson?
Honestly, I don't think a gay guy would turn down the chance to bone her.
She's like, the definition of perfection. Body wise atleast. But then again, if you give me a personal trainer, a dietician, a dermatologist, and someone that will do my hair, and do my make-up, I'd be alot hotter than her. Hah. *Toots her own horn... and rather loudly.* But seriously, if she didn't have the above things listed.. she'd look shitty. She might look alright, but she wouldn't be that damn beautiful.
God damn it, I didn't even come on here to talk about Bam.
Someone sucked me into it.
But I will say this. Gee said that Jenn has cheated on Bam loads of times. So why is she throwing up the fact that Bam has cheated?
And does Ville Valo lie for Bam too? I wouldn't think so. I would think that Ville wouldn't be bothered if Bam was like that. I would think that Ville would say *In sexy Finnish accent* "Fuck it. I don't need to be popular in stupid America. I'm already selling millions in Europe."
If she was so "honest" and "truthful" why hadn't she said the shit earlier?
If she doesn't want to be filmed nude, how come she always lifts her shirt up for the camera? Seriously, there's about 300 pictures that flaunt her breasts.
Why does she have to air the dirty laundry after they've broken up?
Because it hurts.
She thought she found the love of her life. (Of course, I knew different. But who knows, somethings telling me Bam is going to get back together with her.) She kept talking about how much she loved Bam on the BmmB forums. So it has to hurt when Bam falls for some blonde from Cali. And not only did he do that, HE CUT OFF HER HAIR. I'd kill somebody if they cut off my hair. That includes Bam. I'd go temporarily insane. But since I live in Ohio, I'd have to plead full insanity if I was prosecuted for my actions.
Now I'm anxious to hear Radio Bam. I wonder if Bam will be a man, and not respond to it.
Because if it was me, I'd verbally rip that bitch a new asshole. ;P And I'm praying that's what he does.
But then again, as Ghandi once said, an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind....
But atleast I won't have to look at that filthy bitch.
And who the hell had 'And Love Said No' as their story title? I remember seeing it somewhere!
Honestly, I don't think a gay guy would turn down the chance to bone her.
She's like, the definition of perfection. Body wise atleast. But then again, if you give me a personal trainer, a dietician, a dermatologist, and someone that will do my hair, and do my make-up, I'd be alot hotter than her. Hah. *Toots her own horn... and rather loudly.* But seriously, if she didn't have the above things listed.. she'd look shitty. She might look alright, but she wouldn't be that damn beautiful.
God damn it, I didn't even come on here to talk about Bam.
Someone sucked me into it.
But I will say this. Gee said that Jenn has cheated on Bam loads of times. So why is she throwing up the fact that Bam has cheated?
And does Ville Valo lie for Bam too? I wouldn't think so. I would think that Ville wouldn't be bothered if Bam was like that. I would think that Ville would say *In sexy Finnish accent* "Fuck it. I don't need to be popular in stupid America. I'm already selling millions in Europe."
If she was so "honest" and "truthful" why hadn't she said the shit earlier?
If she doesn't want to be filmed nude, how come she always lifts her shirt up for the camera? Seriously, there's about 300 pictures that flaunt her breasts.
Why does she have to air the dirty laundry after they've broken up?
Because it hurts.
She thought she found the love of her life. (Of course, I knew different. But who knows, somethings telling me Bam is going to get back together with her.) She kept talking about how much she loved Bam on the BmmB forums. So it has to hurt when Bam falls for some blonde from Cali. And not only did he do that, HE CUT OFF HER HAIR. I'd kill somebody if they cut off my hair. That includes Bam. I'd go temporarily insane. But since I live in Ohio, I'd have to plead full insanity if I was prosecuted for my actions.
Now I'm anxious to hear Radio Bam. I wonder if Bam will be a man, and not respond to it.
Because if it was me, I'd verbally rip that bitch a new asshole. ;P And I'm praying that's what he does.
But then again, as Ghandi once said, an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind....
But atleast I won't have to look at that filthy bitch.
And who the hell had 'And Love Said No' as their story title? I remember seeing it somewhere!