My Letter to the love of my dreams..
Email to: Bam
Subject: Don't read this, asshole! You know what? Fuck it. Read this!!!
From: Moi
Dearest Bam,
Hah. I called you dearest and we don't even know each other. Anyway, why the hell am I writing you? Chances are you won't even read this piece of shit. Oh well, my question to you is.... hmm... What do you think about all the girls who are madly in love with you? Would you ever decide to date a fanatic? What if some girl came up to you, maybe not a 10 on the radar, but a 7, and she had a kick ass personality. The only thing was, she knew EVERYTHING about you and had all your tats.. (Maybe not all of them, because you're becoming a tattoo whore). Would you like her the same? Or would you think less of her for being a huge Bam Margera fan? Another question, would you ever date a person out of your race? What about Novak? He fucks alot of girls, but has he ever fucked one that wasn't white? Wait.. he fucked that Indian girl didn't he? Or did he never get around to it? Anyway, you know my questions. Answer honestly, jerkface.
Sincerely yours,
Erica aka Phrozzy
Straight from the boring gates of Cleveland
<3 (That's a heart if you didn't know.)
P.S. If the title (or whatever you call it) of this email offended you... Cry me a river. Build yourself a bridge. And get the fuck over it. Haha. Take care of yourself. =)"
I sent that to Bam, because Amber totally fucking pressured me into it! Lol. I can't say that she pressured me into it. Part of me had been dying to send him an email, and the other part of me didn't want to ever send him an email, because I know he won't read it.
But I personalized it, and even gave him my nickname. Why? I don't know. I was going to put aka marshmall0w since that's my screen name for mostly everything except alot of things. Lol.
But I know, that since he has 1 BAJILLION MILLION KAZILLION LETTERS, that mine's will be rejected, even with a smancy fancy subject. And he will end up answering a letter from some asshole who wants to know if he really did break up with Jenn.
The smell of rejection is in the air.
And I'm the one who reeks of it.
Haha. <3
Subject: Don't read this, asshole! You know what? Fuck it. Read this!!!
From: Moi
Dearest Bam,
Hah. I called you dearest and we don't even know each other. Anyway, why the hell am I writing you? Chances are you won't even read this piece of shit. Oh well, my question to you is.... hmm... What do you think about all the girls who are madly in love with you? Would you ever decide to date a fanatic? What if some girl came up to you, maybe not a 10 on the radar, but a 7, and she had a kick ass personality. The only thing was, she knew EVERYTHING about you and had all your tats.. (Maybe not all of them, because you're becoming a tattoo whore). Would you like her the same? Or would you think less of her for being a huge Bam Margera fan? Another question, would you ever date a person out of your race? What about Novak? He fucks alot of girls, but has he ever fucked one that wasn't white? Wait.. he fucked that Indian girl didn't he? Or did he never get around to it? Anyway, you know my questions. Answer honestly, jerkface.
Sincerely yours,
Erica aka Phrozzy
Straight from the boring gates of Cleveland
<3 (That's a heart if you didn't know.)
P.S. If the title (or whatever you call it) of this email offended you... Cry me a river. Build yourself a bridge. And get the fuck over it. Haha. Take care of yourself. =)"
I sent that to Bam, because Amber totally fucking pressured me into it! Lol. I can't say that she pressured me into it. Part of me had been dying to send him an email, and the other part of me didn't want to ever send him an email, because I know he won't read it.
But I personalized it, and even gave him my nickname. Why? I don't know. I was going to put aka marshmall0w since that's my screen name for mostly everything except alot of things. Lol.
But I know, that since he has 1 BAJILLION MILLION KAZILLION LETTERS, that mine's will be rejected, even with a smancy fancy subject. And he will end up answering a letter from some asshole who wants to know if he really did break up with Jenn.
The smell of rejection is in the air.
And I'm the one who reeks of it.
Haha. <3