Nelson, the canine garbage disposal. Or is that redundant?

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Things My Dog Will Eat:

-Any kind of dog food or treat I've offered him
-Any kind of people food I've offered him (or dropped) with one exception, listed below
-Cat food
-His medicine, right out of my hand (WOOT.)

Things My Dog Would Eat if I Didn't Stop Him:

-Things found on walks, including but not limited to:
--Chicken bones
--Pork chop bones
--Short rib bones
--Half-eaten soggy cheeseburgers that appear to have been run over
--Rain-swollen granola bars
--Unidentifiable substances that look like something threw them up
--Mulch, I think (never could figure out what he was actually trying to eat, there)
--Things in Whataburger bags
--Things in McDonald's bags
--Something in a Chik Fil'A bag (my neighbors can't pick up after themselves, can you tell?)
--Soggy hot dog buns with ants on them
--Random french fries
--Some kind of casserole that somebody threw out a whole pan of
--Whatever is on the ground near the dumpsters

-Things in the apartment, including but not limited to:
--Cat poop
--Cat vomit
--Cat litter (the crystal kind that has silica gel in it. The stuff that's in pill bottles that says "do not eat.")

Things My Dog Will Not Eat:

-Dog poop (thankfully)
-Cantaloupe popsicles