wtfcows?

[_martychaa]

So yesterday I get an e-mail from my real dad saying that he has invested in a ranching operation and that I am now the proud owner of 500 black angus cows. He also wants me to fly out to see the ranch and the cows. WTF? What am I supposed to do with 500 cows? Where are these cows? What are they for? Is this like winning the Lifetime Supply of Beef

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[rabies]

Can I have a cow?

[_martychaa]

Why the hell not?! COWS FOR EVERYONE!!!

[rabies]

Awesome. I think I'll name mine Ted.

[_martychaa]

Ted is a great name for a cow. But Ted also sounds like he might be an evil cow. Is Ted an evil cow? Be honest. Is he sucking the blood of the other cows in the middle of the night?

[rabies]

he might be. Shhhh.

[_martychaa]

Totally unrelated: We should make a comm to rp old characters that we get inspired for. Because I never get to see you and/or rp with you anymore. I was also thinking about how cool some of your old X-pups were. Like XD!Piotr and XU!John. And yeah. I dunno. My brain is on RP and ... cows.