wtfcows?
So yesterday I get an e-mail from my real dad saying that he has invested in a ranching operation and that I am now the proud owner of 500 black angus cows. He also wants me to fly out to see the ranch and the cows. WTF? What am I supposed to do with 500 cows? Where are these cows? What are they for? Is this like winning the Lifetime Supply of Beef Lottery? How much do 500 cows cost?? Am I going to get cow checks in the mail now or something? And what the hell does my dad know about cows anyway??
Maybe he finally lost his mind and is living in a world of illusion.
Maybe his reality was infected by the Scarlet Witch.
500 cows.
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I've got nothing.
Maybe he finally lost his mind and is living in a world of illusion.
Maybe his reality was infected by the Scarlet Witch.
500 cows.
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I've got nothing.